you know that little can of spray-paint like the 3x the size of a chap-stick that came with your car or can probably buy anywhere? i bet you're afraid to identify one girl who needs a neon-pink swastika on the back of her dress and make her the belle of the ball. that'd be cake in anywhere loud, dark and with people turning away to order drinks all the time. 3-5 seconds to have muffy from iowa live the rest of her life wondering how she went to her childhood dream of being a playboy model to being the "hate-crime-bunny" for life. you can always do the racial-slur or recognizable-symbol of intolerance depending on what the crowd would take the most umbrage to.

you're ashley blue dude. if you're not going to shoot out tv's and punch photographers more often you should at least make some lingire-model with a painted-on face cry and possibly off-herself in shame later. take pictures, please.