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#157616 - 04/05/06 09:33 AM Ok people, time for me to go
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Ive spent the last few days trying to get a new mod for the cage to replace me with Tony and Jeff, but it doesn't look like thats going to happen. I think jeff wants to leave me as mod in the hope that if i return i can just step back in which is nice of him but won't be happening. I've had a ball, its been good fun, XXXPT is the best forum on the net hands down and I hope a lot if not all of you stay around and keep fighting the good fight to make people like wankus, swami, fayner, dakota cameron, gen padova, smartt, ryan knox, brandon irons,etc lives harder then they need to be.






we are all god's children, Monkey.
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#157617 - 04/05/06 09:35 AM Re: Ok people, time for me to go
Bad_Bad Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
Buena Ventura!
Chiao
Aloha
Auf Weidersein!
Nastrovia.
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The only thing I have to look forward to is a terminal illness. Killer Rabbit

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#157618 - 04/05/06 09:40 AM Re: Ok people, time for me to go
TonyMalice Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
I do love you, Monkey.
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#157619 - 04/05/06 09:42 AM Re: Ok people, time for me to go
Bad_Bad Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
Quote:

I do love you, Monkey.




But it's a manly, platonic love, hugs but no kisses kind of love.
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The only thing I have to look forward to is a terminal illness. Killer Rabbit

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#157620 - 04/05/06 09:46 AM Re: Ok people, time for me to go
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Goodbye father! It seems I hardly knew ye
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#157621 - 04/05/06 10:09 AM Re: Ok people, time for me to go
John Floofin Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Das vadanya, comrade. Catch you on the flipside.

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#157622 - 04/05/06 10:11 AM Re: Ok people, time for me to go
TonyMalice Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
Quote:



But it's a manly, platonic love, hugs but no kisses kind of love.




Sadly, that's not entirely true. He got me drunk once.

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#157623 - 04/05/06 10:33 AM Re: Ok people, time for me to go
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
good riddence and goodbye. Your tactics were old and tired. Im sure we will see you back by next week at this time as you are just looking for attention.


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#157624 - 04/05/06 10:38 AM Re: Ok people, time for me to go
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
You'll be back, everyone comes back.

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#157625 - 04/05/06 11:11 AM Re: Ok people, time for me to go
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Adios motherfucker.

Any guesses on a over/under on his return?
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#157626 - 04/05/06 11:31 AM Re: Ok people, time for me to go
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
nah, the monkey's in the class with khalid bin al-waleed and khan as never losing a battle in their commands. so, he may not have destroyed 100.000 romans with 4000 brave arabs and chickenmasters and even kicked the true prophet's ass which islam's never really accounted for. but he came in as purely-irritating and seeking out conflagration against angry hordes of smartts and the people pissed adt banned them and ended up the greatest figure in our short but bloodstained history.


i'm sick as fuck, it's snowing, the sword of allah has been laid to rest for the time being and i puked my lunch up. the rest of the day's going to be one of mourning and a nyquil-coma.
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#157627 - 04/05/06 12:32 PM Re: Ok people, time for me to go
Fayner is Gay Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 02/21/06
Posts: 33
Loc: Hollywood
What will Monkey do now? Only in a perfect world.

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#157628 - 04/05/06 12:37 PM Re: Ok people, time for me to go
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

What will Monkey do now? Only in a perfect world.




You first. Cum sucking vermin before monkeys.

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#157629 - 04/05/06 12:53 PM Re: Ok people, time for me to go
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Adonai!
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#157630 - 04/05/06 12:56 PM Re: Ok people, time for me to go
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Adonai!




Well this looks like the end my friends.

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#157631 - 04/05/06 02:00 PM Re: Ok people, time for me to go
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Respect due, Monkey.

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#157632 - 04/05/06 03:24 PM Re: Ok people, time for me to go
Vukmir Vukmir Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
Why? Why? Why?

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#157633 - 04/05/06 03:29 PM Re: Ok people, time for me to go
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
bye, monkey... love the hat.
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#157634 - 04/05/06 08:20 PM Re: Ok people, time for me to go
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
The end of an era. Au revoir.
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#157635 - 04/05/06 09:08 PM Re: Ok people, time for me to go
2cums Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
Farewell Monkey
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#157636 - 04/05/06 09:14 PM Re: Ok people, time for me to go
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Monkey, I know you'll be back and won't think any less of you when you return. The cage is you and the story of The Monkey is a unique one. If you are gone forever, you will surely be missed.

-g forever.
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#157637 - 04/05/06 11:22 PM Re: Ok people, time for me to go
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY




Attachments
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#157638 - 04/05/06 11:26 PM Re: Ok people, time for me to go
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:








A Manuel Noriega humble pie makes for another inane post.

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#157639 - 04/05/06 11:41 PM Re: Ok people, time for me to go
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:



A Manuel Noriega humble pie makes for another inane post.




Something about which you are the expert, Cage Cop...fuck, you stalk this place like the bully in 5th grade who everyone was afraid of until they stepped back and realized the kid was 2 points above retarded...your hate and disdain is truly sincere which actually is awesome, I can literally FEEL your disgust...you have been lying in wait for me to post something in the cage, what did it take you 5 minutes after I posted that?

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#157640 - 04/05/06 11:45 PM Re: Ok people, time for me to go
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:



Something about which you are the expert, Cage Cop...fuck, you stalk this place like the bully in 5th grade who everyone was afraid of until they stepped back and realized the kid was 2 points above retarded...your hate and disdain is truly sincere which actually is awesome, I can literally FEEL your disgust...you have been lying in wait for me to post something in the cage, what did it take you 5 minutes after I posted that?






My disgust for you is collective. Post another interview swami.

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#157641 - 04/05/06 11:48 PM Re: Ok people, time for me to go
Cum Stains Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
At least for Da Burglar, "I quit" just means shorter posts and isn't it ironic that being crippled is his LEAST creepy trait?
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#157642 - 04/05/06 11:51 PM Re: Ok people, time for me to go
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:


My disgust for you is collective.


WTF?????? I totally made up the part about the retard, I didnt realize I was hitting close to the truth...

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#157643 - 04/05/06 11:52 PM Re: Ok people, time for me to go
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Quote:


My disgust for you is collective.


WTF?????? I totally made up the part about the retard, I didnt realize I was hitting close to the truth...







Of, relating to, characteristic of, or made by a number of people acting as a group: a collective decision.

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#157644 - 04/05/06 11:56 PM Re: Ok people, time for me to go
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:


My disgust for you is collective.


WTF?????? I totally made up the part about the retard, I didnt realize I was hitting close to the truth...







Of, relating to, characteristic of, or made by a number of people acting as a group: a collective decision.




I see, I missed that thread about you now speaking for the XPT "Collective"...that's pretty fucking creepy too...
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#157645 - 04/05/06 11:59 PM Re: Ok people, time for me to go
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:


I see, I missed that thread about you now speaking for the XPT "Collective"...that's pretty fucking creepy too...




Hows making new friends going?

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#157646 - 04/06/06 12:05 AM Re: Ok people, time for me to go
Cum Stains Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
Cage update #3425: Burglar struggles to maintain relevancy and find new material but fails miserably. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
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Even though Brian Pumper sometimes tries to act like he is hardcore thug-rapper, I can tell that underneath he is a considerate, respectful guy. -tritone

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#157647 - 04/06/06 12:26 AM Re: Ok people, time for me to go
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Cage update #3425: Burglar struggles to maintain relevancy and find new material but fails miserably. Oh how the mighty have fallen.




Ladies And Gentleman, self appointed XPT Relevancy authority CUM STAINS hath spoken....

I typically post to an audience of one...whether others understand, are amused or disgusted by my "material" is incidental
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#157648 - 04/06/06 01:23 AM Re: Ok people, time for me to go
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#157649 - 04/06/06 07:32 AM Re: Ok people, time for me to go
ben Offline
Pervert

Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
Who is Frank Steinburg?

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#157650 - 04/06/06 08:33 AM Re: Ok people, time for me to go
Ivor Biggun Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Quote:

I typically post to an audience of one...whether others understand, are amused or disgusted by my "material" is incidental




And you think this is a good thing?
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#157651 - 04/06/06 08:53 AM Re: Ok people, time for me to go
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
If I find out Ryan Knox was the monkey,im going to kill myself.
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#157652 - 04/06/06 08:56 AM Re: Ok people, time for me to go
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
You dont have to worry about that plus only the good die young
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