Due to popular demand (or A question from one user) i will answer the question, why i hate Claire James. WIll start in point form with the lesser reasons then explain at the end the main reason.

1) She looks like Jay Leno

2) Has the apperance of a person in their mid 40's even though she is probably closer to late 20's

3) Has horrible tat on her arm

4) was born with both male and female reproductive organs, a little pus and a little dong when its parents made a horrible decision to raise it as a girl at the tender age of 4 and have the little dong removed, only to find out many years later it would've been best to raise as a boy.

Now the main reason. Claire used to live on my street a few years back, and when i found out i had cancer (the third time) she offered to help out where she could, i took her up on her very generous offer. Just little things like walk the dog, clean the car,run of the mill type stuff. First few months everything was great, and i was starting to feel better when one very hot day i went outside as she came back from walking the dog in her two piece bikini (horrid sight for anyone let alone someone getting over cancer) I went over to chat and say how much i appreciated her help, she leaned on the hood of my car, this bothered me a little but i let it go. We talked for a good 15-20 minutes, then when we finished she got up, and the stench of her pussy, the sweat on her behind and the heat from the sun took of the round circle of paint from the hood of my car, lifted it completly off, like you had a giant ass sized grinder and went over the hood of the car with it. I said i would pick up half the costs and she could the same, she said she didn't have the money and offered me free sex everyday for the next 6 months, i replied with "if i wanted to die i would've let the cancer take me". She didn't like that comment too much, but after an addition 15 minutes of talking she agreed to come over the next morning with the money. Next morning comes and my dog is gone, my car is gone and claire james is gone. I think that gives me a legit reason to dislike claire james, don't you??.

Claire, i just want my dog and car back. Don't worry about paying for the damage, i just want both back safely. Is there a way we can work out how to get this done off the board??.

I would love to comment on this,but I'm feellinnggg realllyyy sleeeee.....

smelly monkey, ur trying to hard to be a jay leno clone. The only thing remotely funny about you would be a mug of you captured from your mirror and posted on here for us to guffaw at.

Now be a good little boy and get off the computer before Mommy catches you and gives u a spanking.

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Now be a good little boy and get off the computer before Mommy catches you and gives u a spanking.

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URGG mommy and daddy refrences. This might suprise you but smelly monkey is here to amuse smelly monkey and smelly monkey only. If someone else is amused by my comments then i can't be held accountable for it and won't be (right fayner??).