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Ok, so I am going out to my house in the country tomorrow, chopping down every fucking tree on the 40 acres of land, and building the biggest fucking ark ever, because surely god is about to flush the toilet and wash us all away like the fucked up pieces of shit we are as a species.



I didn't know an ark can save you from fire and ash. Admit it, chicks with cerebral palsy and spina bifida get your motor running.



Well, from what I remember from my fine catholic school education, fire and ash was just to destroy certain cities, like if God decides to destroy the Valley. When he decides to take a mulligan on the human race as a whole, it will be by great flood, so that he can start over fresh.

Enough religion class, all i know is between the absurdity of what is going on in porn, and the absolute retardation I am seeing with 90% of myspace users who constantly email me trying to fuck but not realizing I am a dude, we can not be far from extinction.

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