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Ok, so I am going out to my house in the country tomorrow, chopping down every fucking tree on the 40 acres of land, and building the biggest fucking ark ever, because surely god is about to flush the toilet and wash us all away like the fucked up pieces of shit we are as a species.



I didn't know an ark can save you from fire and ash. Admit it, chicks with cerebral palsy and spina bifida get your motor running.