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#157217 - 04/03/06 04:44 PM
Re: I need friends!
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
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i need enemies... my hate guage is running a little under F.
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#157218 - 04/03/06 04:46 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 10/09/04
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If you really need friends you need to try really, really hard to make them. I suggest posting massively verbose missives to the board, endlessly pondering the place of drugs and cum-farting in modern youth culture. That should do the trick.
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#157220 - 04/03/06 06:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Arab, I think we've been friends for a while and still are. If there's any word of candle lit dinners and long walks on the beach, you're done.
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#157222 - 04/03/06 08:22 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
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i need enemies... my hate guage is running a little under F.
neo goth trance techno rave house people need a severe ratan caning to the throat
thank you... except i hate trance, techno, house music....
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#157223 - 04/03/06 08:46 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 304
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i need enemies... my hate guage is running a little under F.
neo goth trance techno rave house people need a severe ratan caning to the throat
thank you... except i hate trance, techno, house music....
i'd suggest attempting to define yourself by what other people hate for a change, but what other people hate is you.
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#157224 - 04/03/06 08:49 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
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your desperately in love with me... aren't you.
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#157225 - 04/03/06 08:55 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/09/06
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your desperately in love with me... aren't you.
yeah, you got me there, longshot. your psychological strategy is enviable.
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#157226 - 04/03/06 08:58 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
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i know... i'm sorry though. i only date within my own species.
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#157227 - 04/03/06 09:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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i know... i'm sorry though. i only date within my own species.
This is so funny. Longshot is so damaged by all the women in his life spoiling and misleading him because there was no other male in the trailer that he can't comprehend that some- ney, many women find him pitiful, effeminate and irrelevant.
Just because your aunt and grammie scrubbed your penis extra hard with baby wipes doesn't mean every mean swipe from a woman is a come-on.
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#157228 - 04/03/06 10:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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wait, are you seriously claiming to be bisexual and dislike late-90's french disco? i know you've got a few kraftwerk albums somewhere, if not cassius, daft punk and any other music that can only be listened to with a lust for men in one's heart and a huge glass of amyl nitrate sitting in front of you in a gaybar. Quote:
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i need enemies... my hate guage is running a little under F.
neo goth trance techno rave house people need a severe ratan caning to the throat
thank you... except i hate trance, techno, house music....
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#157229 - 04/03/06 10:30 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
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Did you miss the part where i said im not bisexual... it was like when i became jewish, or super christian... it was just a hosejob. should i make a thread about it all its own...
I admit to liking 80's synthpop and i do love kraftwerk... and i like electro-industrial. (always hated daft punk)
But i dont consider those as falling into those catagories... house to me is the lowest form of music next to krunk rap and emo. and most trance is repetative crap, made by people who lack the talent to make decent electronic music..
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#157230 - 04/03/06 10:52 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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Did you miss the part where i said im not bisexual... it was like when i became jewish, or super christian... it was just a hosejob. should i make a thread about it all its own...
I admit to liking 80's synthpop and i do love kraftwerk... and i like electro-industrial. (always hated daft punk)
But i dont consider those as falling into those catagories... house to me is the lowest form of music next to krunk rap and emo. and most trance is repetative crap, made by people who lack the talent to make decent electronic music..
Fuck rob your worse then padova. Does every thread have to degenerate into you explaining yourself? I really don't care if you like to play a homosexual jewish super christan in your free time which is always because you seem to be unemployed.
Hate to tell you but in both pictures you look like a bit of a queen.
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#157231 - 04/03/06 10:57 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
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for christ, does it matter if i was.. out of the bald white male talent who post on this board... im the one who hasn't had a cock in his mouth, let alone have pictures and video of it... yet i get the gay jokes...
no offense meant.
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#157232 - 04/03/06 11:07 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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for christ, does it matter if i was..
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im the one who hasn't had a cock in his mouth, let alone have pictures and video of it... yet i get the gay jokes...
You love the cock.
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#157233 - 04/03/06 11:08 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
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no, but i respect it :P
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#157234 - 04/03/06 11:11 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/09/06
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no, but i respect it :P
hahah it's like beating a puppy that has cancer
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#157235 - 04/03/06 11:12 PM
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Demon Spawn
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no, but i respect it :P
hahah it's like beating a puppy that has cancer
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#157236 - 04/04/06 12:06 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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Arab, they loved you at BGOL.
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#157238 - 04/04/06 12:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Lets go back to BGOL, that was a good time. Check out some "dymes" and "snowflakes" while we are there
It's probably too late for bgol. I got an email a while back from the bnic saying without some donations he might pull the plug. I think too many crackers were downloading pictures of ghetto-assed bishes and ho's.
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#157242 - 04/07/06 06:00 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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I used to have lots of friends......... Until medication and my therapist took them all away. 
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#157243 - 04/12/06 03:17 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/03/05
Posts: 344
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ill be your friend even give ya a little tune up. free too!
what???
Im way better looking than some arab--you got to be kidding me?
and longshot this cant be you?
that guy is bloody ugly 
Edited by pris (04/12/06 03:19 PM)
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#157244 - 01/10/07 08:45 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/17/06
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I need new friends, and I can't think of a better place to make them than a messageboard dedicated to bukkake, donkey punching and masturbating bukkake boys in tidy whities. If there's any place better than to find real human relationships than mySpace, it's got to be XPT. So PM me your number and your address so I can give you a shout-out and we can all hang out and talk about who Monkey really is! 
bump. FAGGETS 
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