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i know... i'm sorry though. i only date within my own species.



This is so funny. Longshot is so damaged by all the women in his life spoiling and misleading him because there was no other male in the trailer that he can't comprehend that some- ney, many women find him pitiful, effeminate and irrelevant.

Just because your aunt and grammie scrubbed your penis extra hard with baby wipes doesn't mean every mean swipe from a woman is a come-on.