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#157215 - 04/03/06 02:41 PM I need friends!
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
I need new friends, and I can't think of a better place to make them than a messageboard dedicated to bukkake, donkey punching and masturbating bukkake boys in tidy whities. If there's any place better than to find real human relationships than mySpace, it's got to be XPT. So PM me your number and your address so I can give you a shout-out and we can all hang out and talk about who Monkey really is!
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#157216 - 04/03/06 04:15 PM Re: I need friends!
SabrinaLuvsBooks Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/31/06
Posts: 84
ill be your friend even give ya a little tune up. free too!

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#157217 - 04/03/06 04:44 PM Re: I need friends!
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
i need enemies... my hate guage is running a little under F.
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#157218 - 04/03/06 04:46 PM Re: I need friends!
Ivor Biggun Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
If you really need friends you need to try really, really hard to make them. I suggest posting massively verbose missives to the board, endlessly pondering the place of drugs and cum-farting in modern youth culture. That should do the trick.
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#157219 - 04/03/06 06:48 PM Re: I need friends!
TeriJoSnortsCoke Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 429
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i need enemies... my hate guage is running a little under F.




neo goth trance techno rave house people need a severe ratan caning to the throat
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#157220 - 04/03/06 06:55 PM Re: I need friends!
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Arab, I think we've been friends for a while and still are. If there's any word of candle lit dinners and long walks on the beach, you're done.
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#157221 - 04/03/06 07:08 PM Re: I need friends!
elaborator Offline
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
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#157222 - 04/03/06 08:22 PM Re: I need friends!
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
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i need enemies... my hate guage is running a little under F.




neo goth trance techno rave house people need a severe ratan caning to the throat




thank you... except i hate trance, techno, house music....
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#157223 - 04/03/06 08:46 PM Re: I need friends!
asdf Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 304
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i need enemies... my hate guage is running a little under F.




neo goth trance techno rave house people need a severe ratan caning to the throat




thank you... except i hate trance, techno, house music....




i'd suggest attempting to define yourself by what other people hate for a change, but what other people hate is you.

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#157224 - 04/03/06 08:49 PM Re: I need friends!
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
your desperately in love with me... aren't you.

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#157225 - 04/03/06 08:55 PM Re: I need friends!
asdf Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 304
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your desperately in love with me... aren't you.






yeah, you got me there, longshot. your psychological strategy is enviable.

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#157226 - 04/03/06 08:58 PM Re: I need friends!
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
i know... i'm sorry though. i only date within my own species.
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#157227 - 04/03/06 09:42 PM Re: I need friends!
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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i know... i'm sorry though. i only date within my own species.




This is so funny. Longshot is so damaged by all the women in his life spoiling and misleading him because there was no other male in the trailer that he can't comprehend that some- ney, many women find him pitiful, effeminate and irrelevant.

Just because your aunt and grammie scrubbed your penis extra hard with baby wipes doesn't mean every mean swipe from a woman is a come-on.

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#157228 - 04/03/06 10:23 PM Re: I need friends!
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
wait, are you seriously claiming to be bisexual and dislike late-90's french disco? i know you've got a few kraftwerk albums somewhere, if not cassius, daft punk and any other music that can only be listened to with a lust for men in one's heart and a huge glass of amyl nitrate sitting in front of you in a gaybar.
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i need enemies... my hate guage is running a little under F.




neo goth trance techno rave house people need a severe ratan caning to the throat




thank you... except i hate trance, techno, house music....


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#157229 - 04/03/06 10:30 PM Re: I need friends!
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
Did you miss the part where i said im not bisexual... it was like when i became jewish, or super christian... it was just a hosejob. should i make a thread about it all its own...

I admit to liking 80's synthpop and i do love kraftwerk... and i like electro-industrial. (always hated daft punk)
But i dont consider those as falling into those catagories... house to me is the lowest form of music next to krunk rap and emo. and most trance is repetative crap, made by people who lack the talent to make decent electronic music..
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#157230 - 04/03/06 10:52 PM Re: I need friends!
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Did you miss the part where i said im not bisexual... it was like when i became jewish, or super christian... it was just a hosejob. should i make a thread about it all its own...

I admit to liking 80's synthpop and i do love kraftwerk... and i like electro-industrial. (always hated daft punk)
But i dont consider those as falling into those catagories... house to me is the lowest form of music next to krunk rap and emo. and most trance is repetative crap, made by people who lack the talent to make decent electronic music..






Fuck rob your worse then padova. Does every thread have to degenerate into you explaining yourself? I really don't care if you like to play a homosexual jewish super christan in your free time which is always because you seem to be unemployed.

Hate to tell you but in both pictures you look like a bit of a queen.


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#157231 - 04/03/06 10:57 PM Re: I need friends!
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
for christ, does it matter if i was.. out of the bald white male talent who post on this board... im the one who hasn't had a cock in his mouth, let alone have pictures and video of it... yet i get the gay jokes...

no offense meant.
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#157232 - 04/03/06 11:07 PM Re: I need friends!
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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for christ, does it matter if i was..




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im the one who hasn't had a cock in his mouth, let alone have pictures and video of it... yet i get the gay jokes...





You love the cock.

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#157233 - 04/03/06 11:08 PM Re: I need friends!
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
no, but i respect it :P
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#157234 - 04/03/06 11:11 PM Re: I need friends!
asdf Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 304
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no, but i respect it :P




hahah it's like beating a puppy that has cancer

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#157235 - 04/03/06 11:12 PM Re: I need friends!
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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no, but i respect it :P




hahah it's like beating a puppy that has cancer





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#157236 - 04/04/06 12:06 AM Re: I need friends!
2cums Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
Arab, they loved you at BGOL.
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#157237 - 04/04/06 10:21 AM Re: I need friends!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Lets go back to BGOL, that was a good time. Check out some "dymes" and "snowflakes" while we are there
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#157238 - 04/04/06 12:03 PM Re: I need friends!
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Lets go back to BGOL, that was a good time. Check out some "dymes" and "snowflakes" while we are there




It's probably too late for bgol. I got an email a while back from the bnic saying without some donations he might pull the plug. I think too many crackers were downloading pictures of ghetto-assed bishes and ho's.

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#157239 - 04/04/06 01:35 PM Re: I need friends!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
If it closes, at least the real Samurra might return
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#157240 - 04/04/06 02:03 PM Re: I need friends!
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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If you really need friends you need to try really, really hard to make them. I suggest posting massively verbose missives to the board, endlessly pondering the place of drugs and cum-farting in modern youth culture. That should do the trick.




Man, that is cold.

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#157241 - 04/04/06 06:40 PM Re: I need friends!
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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Did you miss the part where i said im not bisexual.




Yea, I missed it, but I didn't miss the part where you said you take it in the can from Keiko.
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#157242 - 04/07/06 06:00 PM Re: I need friends!
Bad Habit Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
I used to have lots of friends.........

Until medication and my therapist took them all away.
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#157243 - 04/12/06 03:17 PM Re: I need friends!
pris Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/03/05
Posts: 344
ill be your friend even give ya a little tune up. free too!

what???

Im way better looking than some arab--you got to be kidding me?

and longshot this cant be you?


that guy is bloody ugly


Edited by pris (04/12/06 03:19 PM)

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#157244 - 01/10/07 08:45 PM Re: I need friends!
chisulo Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/17/06
Posts: 88
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I need new friends, and I can't think of a better place to make them than a messageboard dedicated to bukkake, donkey punching and masturbating bukkake boys in tidy whities. If there's any place better than to find real human relationships than mySpace, it's got to be XPT. So PM me your number and your address so I can give you a shout-out and we can all hang out and talk about who Monkey really is!




bump. FAGGETS

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