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#157160 - 04/03/06 09:35 AM Check it Out!!
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http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Articles&Action=View_Article&Content_ID=263857

look what those nice guys at AVN wrote for me! I am pretty nervous right now. Wish me luck people!
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#157161 - 04/03/06 09:38 AM Re: Check it Out!!
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Registered: 01/18/06
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what brand of bike are you going to ride? fuji?
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#157162 - 04/03/06 09:43 AM Re: Check it Out!!
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Registered: 01/26/06
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Ever try the Pikes Peak Ascent, 19 miles uphill all the way, and great for your lungs.
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#157163 - 04/03/06 09:46 AM Re: Check it Out!!
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granny gear all the way!
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#157164 - 04/03/06 10:17 AM Re: Check it Out!!
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Registered: 12/13/03
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Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Godspeed,chrisdogg.
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#157165 - 04/03/06 11:11 AM Re: Check it Out!!
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Registered: 06/05/05
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Loc: Great America
good luck!

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#157166 - 04/03/06 01:18 PM Re: Check it Out!!
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Registered: 02/04/05
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Go get 'em, Tiger! Look out for rampaging Hummers driven by pee-wee dicked fatties on their way to pick up their mistresses at the plastic surgeon. Seriously, good luck you crazy fuck.

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#157167 - 04/04/06 06:32 AM Re: Check it Out!!
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Registered: 04/17/04
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jesus, what are you doing man, triatheletes are almost as tiny as kenyan marathoners--you should accidentally take a few out running. they got underfoot. you played sports past highschool-don't you remember cardio is how coaches collectively punish you when some kid can't learn defensive slides that should be instinct since 15? i can't believe you're stooping to compete with the kids who were too small and uncoordinated to do anything but run long distances and convince themselves they enjoyed it.

good luck man.
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#157168 - 04/10/06 03:40 PM Re: Check it Out!!
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Well the race is over! i had a great swim (1 hr 16min) and a decent bike (6hr 57min) but i made a crucial error and forgot to vaseline my feet....so I really, really hurt my feet! I tried to run the first 3 miles, but then I could only run/walk until the halfway point. then I just walked the 13 miles. I wanted to quit, but no fucking way was I going to quit before I finished! My time was 14 hours and 37 minutes....which was my worst time in the 3 times I have done the Ironman, but I still finished! it's all about persistence and determination!
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#157169 - 04/10/06 04:29 PM Re: Check it Out!!
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Well the race is over! i had a great swim (1 hr 16min) and a decent bike (6hr 57min) but i made a crucial error and forgot to vaseline my feet....so I really, really hurt my feet! I tried to run the first 3 miles, but then I could only run/walk until the halfway point. then I just walked the 13 miles. I wanted to quit, but no fucking way was I going to quit before I finished! My time was 14 hours and 37 minutes....which was my worst time in the 3 times I have done the Ironman, but I still finished! it's all about persistence and determination!




THat time is disgraceful. If i were you id be ashamed of myself. A nigga ran that shit in under 10. If i was you id go back on the juice and try again but in africa or someplace people dont know you.

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#157170 - 04/10/06 07:05 PM Re: Check it Out!!
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i agree, my time was pretty damn bad. I am probably going to sign up again for next year. or maybe do a different one, like Ironman Brazil or Wisconsin or Idaho.

and i have never done steroids, steroids make you bigger, i want to get leaner and faster, steroids dont help.
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#157171 - 04/10/06 08:25 PM Re: Check it Out!!
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i agree, my time was pretty damn bad. I am probably going to sign up again for next year. or maybe do a different one, like Ironman Brazil or Wisconsin or Idaho.

and i have never done steroids, steroids make you bigger, i want to get leaner and faster, steroids dont help.




sorry a nigga was tipsy when he wrote that. i couldnt do that shit in 14 days much less 14 hours. Good lookin out nigga.

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#157172 - 04/10/06 08:35 PM Re: Check it Out!!
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Registered: 01/18/06
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should have rode a fuji.
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#157173 - 04/10/06 08:55 PM Re: Check it Out!!
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Registered: 07/05/05
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Loc: Los Angeles, CA
i never liked fuji, i ride a felt...i am so big that i need a stronger frame.....
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#157174 - 04/10/06 08:57 PM Re: Check it Out!!
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Registered: 12/09/05
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congrats on finishing, bro..

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#157175 - 04/10/06 08:57 PM Re: Check it Out!!
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
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Hey man, congrats. Just finishing one of those races is amazing. I don't know how you guys do it. I don't have even a tenth of the amount of discipline necessary to get in shape and then compete in an Ironman. Good luck in your next one and come on how can you forget to lube.
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