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since folks such as Smelly Monkey and myself have (one time or another)threatened to leave this board,but yet we kept coming back for more(like a bunch of hardcore meth fiends) and nobody noticed our absences becuase they were too busy posting about how much they motherfucking hate Wankus.




the reason nobody noticed was. well.... who the fuck are you? i know when smelly monkey is or isn't posting, i just haven't the foggiest of who you are and whether i should know you.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits