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2) The other, more self sacrificing methodology I intend to employ is to sit about four feet from a concrete wall in the cellar of the house I am currently renting, with a fully inflated basketball and a porno mag. I am going to whack off furiously with my right hand to the porno mag, but as I approach
climax, I am going to pick up the Basketball in my left hand and fling it behind me at the concrete wall four feet away...with any luck the basketball will bounce off the wall and hit me in the back of the head
JUST LIKE a DONKEY PUNCH, as I am blowing a load. I will thus be able to loosely speak about Donkey Punch from a empathetic postion for the female victims of this sexual travesty that is called DONKEY PUNCH.



This is truly some of the funiest shit I've read in a long time. Should the basketball knock you out of your chair, are you somehow able to get back into your chair or will someone discover you weeks later laying on the floor with your dick out and a basketball on the ground? That would be immensely hilarious and disturbing.