did you ever wear scary masks and chase her around shooting a blank gun at her? it'd be funny.
have you ever considered volunteering to work around troubled/at-risk teens? that would be the only reality show i'd ever watch.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits