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Galaxy Song - Monty Python

"Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown
And things seem hard or tough
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft
And you feel that you've had quite enough"

"Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving and revolving at 900 miles an hour
That's orbiting at 90 miles a second, so it's reckoned, the sun that is the source of all our power
The Sun and you and me, and all the stars that we can see are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at 40,000 miles an hour, of a galaxy we call the Milky Way"

"Our Galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars, it's a hundred thousand lightyears side to side
It bulges in the middle,16,000 lightyears thick but out by us it's just 3,000 lightyears wide
We're 30,000 lightyears from galactic central point, we go round every 200 million years
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions in this amazing and expanding universe"

"The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding, in all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, the speed of light you know, twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is
So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure how amazingly unlikely is your birth
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space coz there's bugger all down here on Earth"

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Some dorkosaurus will boil his ass trying to find out...big deal.

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I think I know who he is as well...he won't be incognito much longer....Gumshoe!!!!!

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Theres a difference between guessing and knowing
You'll never know for sure unless he cops to it,because I'm going to take it to the grave....

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I think I know who he is as well...he won't be incognito much longer....Gumshoe!!!!!

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Theres a difference between guessing and knowing
You'll never know for sure unless he cops to it,because I'm going to take it to the grave....

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The only person I can think of who put a name to the Monkey was Sammura, and you don't have to be involved in the legal profession to know that the testimony of a $50-a-go crack whore is about as reliable as Ryan Knox's penis on a hetero shoot.

Still, I hope it's who she said it is...

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Who the fuck is this guy?

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let me know wich porn girl you want me to bang and degrade on camera and I will make it so just for you!

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Who let Suck2Spit back up in here? Shouldn't you be playing with the sheep?

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Who let Suck2Spit back up in here? Shouldn't you be playing with the sheep?

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ostrich is a very interesting choice, as an avatar, is it because you enjoy having your face jammed into tight brown holes? I'll say yeeessssss.

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You were gone too long.

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You were gone too long.

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You're right. XXXPT is like a house, if you don't step on the cock roaches often enough they just get bolder and spread further. I'm just catching up.

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Grab your Raid and start stomping, welcome back from wherever you were.

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Perhaps Suck2Spit would be more comforatable posting in a world outside of porn? (Just so he knows his place) He could enlighten us on topics regarding the Jerry Springer show and Trailer Parks (Things he undersdstands)

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Fayner is Gay aka Ryan Knox also sucks the life out of any thread he posts in.

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