Christie Lee

I'm short, fat, balding, have no money, drive a 98' escort with 280,000 miles and live with my parents.

Will you marry me?
(All I really want is a new computer, a 54" flat screen HDTV and some woman to make my child support payments because I don't earn enough money.)

Thanks.

P.S. I think you're hot and loved you in Feeding Frenzy and Teenage Spermaholics.