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#156842 - 04/01/06 10:43 AM DONKEY PUNCH´S next step.
Smartt Offline
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Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
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A trip to the past...


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#156843 - 04/01/06 01:34 PM Re: DONKEY PUNCH´S next step.
Cumfiend Offline
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Registered: 03/11/06
Posts: 38
Loc: A seedy Place
I'd buy the video. I find the picture appealing
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#156844 - 04/01/06 02:30 PM Re: DONKEY PUNCH´S next step.
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Actually, Malice just PM'ed me with Grip and Cram's plans for the next chapter of Donkey Punch. It's going to be a feature called Donkey Kong Punch, wherein a group of foolhardy Americans venture to the mysterious (Dented) Skull Island in search of the mythical creature that inspired the Donkey Punch, Donkey Kong.

The superstitious islanders warn them about going to the 'wrong side' of (Fractured)Skull Island, but they ignore them, and discover Donkey Kong (played by Steven French in a gorilla suit), who promptly sodomises the female members of the exploration party while punching them in the back of the head, then stuffs them in a barrel and rolls them down a series of ramps whilst Super Mario (played by Ron Jeremy) tries to hurdle the oncoming barrels.

They sedate and capture Kong, and bring him back to America at the behest of an evil and exploitative pornographer (played by Jeff Steward), who sees this Donkey Punching primate as the next big thing in porn (as well as the only realistic replacement for Smelly Monkey) and all hell breaks loose as the poor creature is hounded and persecuted by narrow-minded and fearful people (like...Mike South, DAC, most of ADT), and it all climaxes with Kong Donkey Punching the fuck out of a bunch of biplanes whilst scaling the Capitol Records building with a kidnapped Alex Devine.

I think it's gonna do big numbers...you've got your mainstream movie homage, like Pirates (guaranteed to get AVN's collective dick hard), plus the notoriety of the most controversial porno movie ever lensed (Donkey Punch), plus that old skool 80's-throwback flava for the Nintendo NES diehards who make up most of today's porn buying audience...this one ticks all the boxes!

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#156845 - 04/01/06 02:58 PM Re: DONKEY PUNCH´S next step.
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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Brilliant! Dan G delivered one of the most creative posts ever. Just close the thread because there's no topping that one. Nicely done.
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#156846 - 04/01/06 03:15 PM Re: DONKEY PUNCH´S next step.
Evil Klown Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
...and Napalm stick to kids.


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#156847 - 04/01/06 04:07 PM Re: DONKEY PUNCH´S next step.
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Quote:

Brilliant! Dan G delivered one of the most creative posts ever. Just close the thread because there's no topping that one. Nicely done.




I have to agree: http://adultworldnews.blogspot.com/2006/04/donkey-punchs-next-step.html

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#156848 - 04/01/06 05:04 PM Re: DONKEY PUNCH´S next step.
JimJaded Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...
Quote:

Quote:

Brilliant! Dan G delivered one of the most creative posts ever. Just close the thread because there's no topping that one. Nicely done.




I have to agree: http://adultworldnews.blogspot.com/2006/04/donkey-punchs-next-step.html




Smartt have you no shame
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#156849 - 04/01/06 05:10 PM Re: DONKEY PUNCH´S next step.
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Why? I gave him credit! I even put on a reciprocal link! Stop whining!


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#156850 - 04/01/06 05:12 PM Re: DONKEY PUNCH´S next step.
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
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why not have Donkey Kong played by Bishop.. or another black man... or at least make it Steven French in Black face... eating fried chicken and watermelon while he violates whiteys women.

next one could be Herschel Savage. call it Rabbi Punch.

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#156851 - 04/01/06 05:17 PM Re: DONKEY PUNCH´S next step.
JimJaded Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...
Quote:

Why? I gave him credit! I even put on a reciprocal link! Stop whining!




ok fine
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#156852 - 04/01/06 07:41 PM Re: DONKEY PUNCH´S next step.
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Man, you guys are sick.



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#156853 - 04/01/06 07:42 PM Re: DONKEY PUNCH´S next step.
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
I´m serious. You´re fucking SICK!


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#156854 - 04/01/06 08:01 PM Re: DONKEY PUNCH´S next step.
bustherbubble Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/15/05
Posts: 62
sick content, but there's some pretty solid illustration skills going on there. You'd have to figure that the dude that did that art had to pour himself into that for at least a couple of days.

Editor - "So...we need you to illustrate a helpless naked girl getting decapitated...you know...but it a sexy way.....make her nipples hard and stuff like she is enjoying it"

Artist - "Does it pay?"

Editor - "I'll give you lunch money but remember, I got 10 other artists that will do it for nothin.

Artist - Umm...yeah...okay...I know exactly what you want.. I can see that so perfectly. I can't wait to start researching.

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#156855 - 04/01/06 08:36 PM Re: DONKEY PUNCH´S next step.
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
There a whole set here. Just click the word TERROR and you´ll find it.

http://the-babel-library.blogspot.com/2006/04/misoginia-nos-fumettis-de-horror.html

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#156856 - 04/01/06 09:16 PM Re: DONKEY PUNCH´S next step.
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Cassandra's nightmare. Or wet dream. Or my wet dream, I don't know.
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#156857 - 04/01/06 09:25 PM Re: DONKEY PUNCH´S next step.
bustherbubble Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/15/05
Posts: 62
how could this one not be a favorite? - Trolls preparing to circle jerk a blonde who is so turned on by her situation that she starts helping them tear her own panties off. Art. [image]http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=121620031&context=set-72057594096335461&size=o[/image]

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#156858 - 04/02/06 05:30 AM Re: DONKEY PUNCH´S next step.
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Brilliant! Dan G delivered one of the most creative posts ever. Just close the thread because there's no topping that one. Nicely done.




I have to agree: http://adultworldnews.blogspot.com/2006/04/donkey-punchs-next-step.html




Smartt have you no shame




Of course, I could have already told you this was going to happen...

http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=monkeycage&Number=150309&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1

...but he's in good company, as Luke's running it too.

It just strikes me as odd that smartt (or anyone for that matter) would expect someone to visit a blog to read the same press release/review/comment that they've just read on XPT, usually in the post immediately preceding smartt's blog page announcement...such is life, I guess.

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#156859 - 04/02/06 06:10 AM Re: DONKEY PUNCH´S next step.
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
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It just strikes me as odd that smartt (or anyone for that matter) would expect someone to visit a blog to read the same press release/review/comment that they've just read on XPT, usually in the post immediately preceding smartt's blog page announcement...such is life, I guess.




It´s because I usually spice the text with nice pics.

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#156860 - 04/02/06 06:53 AM Re: DONKEY PUNCH´S next step.
cumalloverher Offline
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Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
She looks like she's glancing back not in terror, but to make sure the bunnyrabbit is able to keep up.
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#156861 - 04/02/06 07:08 AM Re: DONKEY PUNCH´S next step.
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
Quote:

Cassandra's nightmare. Or wet dream. Or my wet dream, I don't know.
[image]http://static.flickr.com/45/121619955_9e9394d5b9.jpg?v=0http://static.flickr.com/45/121619955_9e9394d5b9.jpg[/image]


That's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! That rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

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#156862 - 04/02/06 09:08 AM Re: DONKEY PUNCH´S next step.
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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She looks like she's glancing back not in terror, but to make sure the bunnyrabbit is able to keep up.





I was going to mention that, the girl doesn't look frightened in the least.
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#156863 - 04/02/06 09:12 AM Re: DONKEY PUNCH´S next step.
Smartt Offline
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Registered: 04/30/03
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#156864 - 04/02/06 09:15 AM Re: DONKEY PUNCH´S next step.
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
monkey does a scene with Dakota Cameron
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#156865 - 04/02/06 10:50 AM Re: DONKEY PUNCH´S next step.
minbari Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/05/04
Posts: 56
Most important question: When?

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#156866 - 04/02/06 11:21 AM Re: DONKEY PUNCH´S next step.
c62 Offline
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Posts: 1545
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Why? I gave him credit!




Really?? I spent a whole 5 seconds looking at that page and I didn't see "DanG" anywhere.
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#156867 - 04/02/06 11:55 AM Re: DONKEY PUNCH´S next step.
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Quote:

Quote:


Why? I gave him credit!




Really?? I spent a whole 5 seconds looking at that page and I didn't see "DanG" anywhere.




Then try READING instead of looking.

Very first paragraph:

Actually, Tony Malice just PM DanG from XXXPT with Grip and Cram's plans for the next chapter of Donkey Punch.

Dumbass.

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