Actually, Malice just PM'ed me with Grip and Cram's plans for the next chapter of Donkey Punch. It's going to be a feature called Donkey Kong Punch, wherein a group of foolhardy Americans venture to the mysterious (Dented) Skull Island in search of the mythical creature that inspired the Donkey Punch, Donkey Kong.
The superstitious islanders warn them about going to the 'wrong side' of (Fractured)Skull Island, but they ignore them, and discover Donkey Kong (played by Steven French in a gorilla suit), who promptly sodomises the female members of the exploration party while punching them in the back of the head, then stuffs them in a barrel and rolls them down a series of ramps whilst Super Mario (played by Ron Jeremy) tries to hurdle the oncoming barrels.
They sedate and capture Kong, and bring him back to America at the behest of an evil and exploitative pornographer (played by Jeff Steward), who sees this Donkey Punching primate as the next big thing in porn (as well as the only realistic replacement for Smelly Monkey) and all hell breaks loose as the poor creature is hounded and persecuted by narrow-minded and fearful people (like...Mike South, DAC, most of ADT), and it all climaxes with Kong Donkey Punching the fuck out of a bunch of biplanes whilst scaling the Capitol Records building with a kidnapped Alex Devine.
I think it's gonna do big numbers...you've got your mainstream movie homage, like Pirates (guaranteed to get AVN's collective dick hard), plus the notoriety of the most controversial porno movie ever lensed (Donkey Punch), plus that old skool 80's-throwback flava for the Nintendo NES diehards who make up most of today's porn buying audience...this one ticks all the boxes!