I hate it when dudes (usually teenagers) are like, "Man it'd be cool to be a pornstar! Imagine getting paid to fuck hot bitches!" Sounds good huh, yet let's look at the fact, bitches:
1) You're underpaid compared to the girls, yet with the same dehabilitating effects on any potential porn career you may want, your self esteem, and the respect of your family/friends
2) You're treated like a little bitch by everyone on set, ordered how to fuck, how long to fuck, who to fuck, when to cum etc... In fact just having to perform in front of a bunch of people is fucked up
3) Given the way porn is going, a high chance you will have to rub your dick against another guys in a double anal, or stick your dick into a cesspit of another guys cum if performing a multiple guy anal creampie
4) You'll probably end up a drug addict, if you're not one already
5) The incredibly damaging effects on your self-esteem when you realise the only pussy you're getting is that of whores paid to fuck you
6) Mocked constantly on boards like XXXPT. In fact disrespected by almost everyone except said idol worshiping teenagers
7) Chance you may have to perform in gay movies to "get your start"
8) The lack of ability to sustain a relationship with a girl outside porn, leading you to date whores as well
9) Having to explain to people you're doing the same job as Ryan Knox (haha had to do it)

Fuck there's many more, this is just getting the bowl rolling...

Still want to be a pornstar, kids? Stay in school.

(By the way, this is not a diss on Bish and Christian, you guys are cool)