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#156578 - 03/30/06 04:41 PM Porn guys: Worst job ever?
Eddie Normous Offline
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Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
I hate it when dudes (usually teenagers) are like, "Man it'd be cool to be a pornstar! Imagine getting paid to fuck hot bitches!" Sounds good huh, yet let's look at the fact, bitches:
1) You're underpaid compared to the girls, yet with the same dehabilitating effects on any potential porn career you may want, your self esteem, and the respect of your family/friends
2) You're treated like a little bitch by everyone on set, ordered how to fuck, how long to fuck, who to fuck, when to cum etc... In fact just having to perform in front of a bunch of people is fucked up
3) Given the way porn is going, a high chance you will have to rub your dick against another guys in a double anal, or stick your dick into a cesspit of another guys cum if performing a multiple guy anal creampie
4) You'll probably end up a drug addict, if you're not one already
5) The incredibly damaging effects on your self-esteem when you realise the only pussy you're getting is that of whores paid to fuck you
6) Mocked constantly on boards like XXXPT. In fact disrespected by almost everyone except said idol worshiping teenagers
7) Chance you may have to perform in gay movies to "get your start"
8) The lack of ability to sustain a relationship with a girl outside porn, leading you to date whores as well
9) Having to explain to people you're doing the same job as Ryan Knox (haha had to do it)

Fuck there's many more, this is just getting the bowl rolling...

Still want to be a pornstar, kids? Stay in school.

(By the way, this is not a diss on Bish and Christian, you guys are cool)

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#156579 - 03/30/06 05:59 PM Re: Porn guys: Worst job ever?
Shawn Reynolds Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/22/04
Posts: 128
Super-dittos on all that. Basically have been my answers to the guys out there who have the mythology of being a porn stud stuck in their heads, and have no clue on the reality. One of my worst shoots was with a girl who was in complete verbal and physical slow motion from the anti-psychotic meds she was on.

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#156580 - 03/30/06 06:21 PM Re: Porn guys: Worst job ever?
Fayner is Gay Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 02/21/06
Posts: 33
Loc: Hollywood


Edited by Fayner is Gay (03/30/06 06:26 PM)

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#156581 - 03/30/06 07:11 PM Re: Porn guys: Worst job ever?
christianxxx Offline
Pervert

Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
i respectfully disagree. once you get a name and people know who you are, its an entirely different ballgame. I work for about 4 companies about 15 times a month every month. They call me and ask me who i like and who i want to work with. LA Direct (my agent) then fills in the rest of the days with odd jobs. So there is very little pressure on me, because i am comfortable with the director and the girl. Also, I don't do drugs, nor will i ever. I think being a porn performer is a fantastic job. I get paid 600 bucks to fuck a hot chick, and the entire process takes 2 hours. I work 6-7 times a week. I make 6 times what i used to make in the real world with my degree. Also, whereas girls are lucky to last 2 years in this business, guys last forever. So although some girls might make more than i do.....in the long run, i will make more. I just have to invest more carefully and i cant spend as much as them. in other words, I drive a Honda, not a Lexus.
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#156582 - 03/31/06 01:21 AM Re: Porn guys: Worst job ever?
Eddie Normous Offline
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Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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i respectfully disagree. once you get a name and people know who you are, its an entirely different ballgame. I work for about 4 companies about 15 times a month every month. They call me and ask me who i like and who i want to work with. LA Direct (my agent) then fills in the rest of the days with odd jobs. So there is very little pressure on me, because i am comfortable with the director and the girl. Also, I don't do drugs, nor will i ever. I think being a porn performer is a fantastic job. I get paid 600 bucks to fuck a hot chick, and the entire process takes 2 hours. I work 6-7 times a week. I make 6 times what i used to make in the real world with my degree. Also, whereas girls are lucky to last 2 years in this business, guys last forever. So although some girls might make more than i do.....in the long run, i will make more. I just have to invest more carefully and i cant spend as much as them. in other words, I drive a Honda, not a Lexus.




okay, I concede then: worst job ever, unless you're switched on like Christian

what did you do before porn?

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#156583 - 03/31/06 04:30 AM Re: Porn guys: Worst job ever?
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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..in the long run, i will make more. I just have to invest more carefully and i cant spend as much as them. in other words, I drive a Honda, not a Lexus.




very intelligent bro' :

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#156584 - 03/31/06 05:21 AM Re: Porn guys: Worst job ever?
christianxxx Offline
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Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
college basketball coach, high school teacher, nightclub host at venetian in vegas
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#156585 - 03/31/06 05:30 AM Re: Porn guys: Worst job ever?
christianxxx Offline
Pervert

Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
btw, there are at least 25 guys in the business that are in more than i am. if you had to pressure me with a list of the dudes who work the most in the business...

Manual Ferrara
John Strong
Erik Everhard
Marco Duato
Jean Val Jean
Scott Nails
Van Damage
Alex Sanders
Talon
Jerry
Lee Stone
Kurt Lockwood
Sascha
Mark Ashley
Steven French
Will Powers
Tommy Gunn
Kris Knight
Jenner
Alec Knight
Nick Manning
Chris Charming
Anthony Hardwood
Brian Surewood
Mark Davis
James Deen
Ben English
Mark Wood
Mr. Pete

I know I have missed some guys, but these are the guys who are constantly booked in my observations. Not counting black guys as well. for the most part, all of these guys have a pretty comfy life.
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#156586 - 03/31/06 08:23 AM Re: Porn guys: Worst job ever?
lance69 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
This is a fantastic thread, there's a lot of truth in every post. Especially the part where you gotta be switched on in this Biz, or get eaten alive.
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#156587 - 03/31/06 01:10 PM Re: Porn guys: Worst job ever?
pornloser Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/12/05
Posts: 167
yeah that's great considering most of the male talent around is'nt even qualified to work at McDonalds and are bitching that they don't get paid as well as the girls? at least the girls will show up with a change of clothes, most of the time have bathed and don't smell like sweaty ass. these are guys that are bitching but can make 5 g's a week easy if the aren't total retards yeah i feel for you, eat my ass

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#156588 - 03/31/06 01:57 PM Re: Porn guys: Worst job ever?
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
CHRISTIAN was that you in Strap Attack 4?
Oh my, I didnt know you took it up the ass too.

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#156589 - 03/31/06 05:03 PM Re: Porn guys: Worst job ever?
freedomfighter Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/13/06
Posts: 56
Quote:

I hate it when dudes (usually teenagers) are like, "Man it'd be cool to be a pornstar! Imagine getting paid to fuck hot bitches!" Sounds good huh, yet let's look at the fact, bitches:
1) You're underpaid compared to the girls, yet with the same dehabilitating effects on any potential porn career you may want, your self esteem, and the respect of your family/friends
2) You're treated like a little bitch by everyone on set, ordered how to fuck, how long to fuck, who to fuck, when to cum etc... In fact just having to perform in front of a bunch of people is fucked up
3) Given the way porn is going, a high chance you will have to rub your dick against another guys in a double anal, or stick your dick into a cesspit of another guys cum if performing a multiple guy anal creampie
4) You'll probably end up a drug addict, if you're not one already
5) The incredibly damaging effects on your self-esteem when you realise the only pussy you're getting is that of whores paid to fuck you
6) Mocked constantly on boards like XXXPT. In fact disrespected by almost everyone except said idol worshiping teenagers
7) Chance you may have to perform in gay movies to "get your start"
8) The lack of ability to sustain a relationship with a girl outside porn, leading you to date whores as well
9) Having to explain to people you're doing the same job as Ryan Knox (haha had to do it)

Fuck there's many more, this is just getting the bowl rolling...

Still want to be a pornstar, kids? Stay in school.

(By the way, this is not a diss on Bish and Christian, you guys are cool)



I want to sign up!

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#156590 - 04/01/06 06:37 PM Re: Porn guys: Worst job ever?
pornloser Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/12/05
Posts: 167
Quote:

CHRISTIAN was that you in Strap Attack 4?
Oh my, I didnt know you took it up the ass too.




shit he takes it in the face and however else he can get it, you should see him in anabolic's T-girls

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#156591 - 04/01/06 06:59 PM Re: Porn guys: Worst job ever?
christianxxx Offline
Pervert

Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
you clowns forgot about strap attack 1,2, and 3......
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#156592 - 04/01/06 08:56 PM Re: Porn guys: Worst job ever?
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Hey Christian! I'll trade you a strap attack for a swallow your OWN cum movie
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#156593 - 04/01/06 09:19 PM Re: Porn guys: Worst job ever?
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

Quote:

CHRISTIAN was that you in Strap Attack 4?
Oh my, I didnt know you took it up the ass too.


shit he takes it in the face and however else he can get it, you should see him in anabolic's T-girls


Wow didnt know that about Christian, dont really follow his career. Who knew?


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#156594 - 04/01/06 09:37 PM Re: Porn guys: Worst job ever?
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
so what, Christian did a lot of Strap on movies, A lot of trannies, and was the Contract boy for gay company Falcon... he's a freak, and he's also a damn good performer. Despite slightly resembling Mr. Clean.
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#156595 - 04/02/06 01:21 AM Re: Porn guys: Worst job ever?
christianxxx Offline
Pervert

Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
Quote:

Hey Christian! I'll trade you a strap attack for a swallow your OWN cum movie




i have already done both!
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#156596 - 04/02/06 04:23 PM Re: Porn guys: Worst job ever?
Bad_Bad Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
<----Checks male porn talent off his list of possible alternate carreer choices.

Garbage man or restroom attendant look better all the time.
I still have hopes of working at a sewage treatement facility or pig farm.
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#156597 - 04/02/06 04:25 PM Re: Porn guys: Worst job ever?
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
eh, it's not a bad job, you just gotta find your darkest deepest spots and let yourself go there.
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