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#156578 - 03/30/06 04:41 PM
Porn guys: Worst job ever?
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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I hate it when dudes (usually teenagers) are like, "Man it'd be cool to be a pornstar! Imagine getting paid to fuck hot bitches!" Sounds good huh, yet let's look at the fact, bitches: 1) You're underpaid compared to the girls, yet with the same dehabilitating effects on any potential porn career you may want, your self esteem, and the respect of your family/friends 2) You're treated like a little bitch by everyone on set, ordered how to fuck, how long to fuck, who to fuck, when to cum etc... In fact just having to perform in front of a bunch of people is fucked up 3) Given the way porn is going, a high chance you will have to rub your dick against another guys in a double anal, or stick your dick into a cesspit of another guys cum if performing a multiple guy anal creampie 4) You'll probably end up a drug addict, if you're not one already 5) The incredibly damaging effects on your self-esteem when you realise the only pussy you're getting is that of whores paid to fuck you 6) Mocked constantly on boards like XXXPT. In fact disrespected by almost everyone except said idol worshiping teenagers 7) Chance you may have to perform in gay movies to "get your start" 8) The lack of ability to sustain a relationship with a girl outside porn, leading you to date whores as well 9) Having to explain to people you're doing the same job as Ryan Knox (haha had to do it)
Fuck there's many more, this is just getting the bowl rolling...
Still want to be a pornstar, kids? Stay in school.
(By the way, this is not a diss on Bish and Christian, you guys are cool)
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#156579 - 03/30/06 05:59 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/22/04
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Super-dittos on all that. Basically have been my answers to the guys out there who have the mythology of being a porn stud stuck in their heads, and have no clue on the reality. One of my worst shoots was with a girl who was in complete verbal and physical slow motion from the anti-psychotic meds she was on.
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#156580 - 03/30/06 06:21 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 02/21/06
Posts: 33
Loc: Hollywood
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Edited by Fayner is Gay (03/30/06 06:26 PM)
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#156581 - 03/30/06 07:11 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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i respectfully disagree. once you get a name and people know who you are, its an entirely different ballgame. I work for about 4 companies about 15 times a month every month. They call me and ask me who i like and who i want to work with. LA Direct (my agent) then fills in the rest of the days with odd jobs. So there is very little pressure on me, because i am comfortable with the director and the girl. Also, I don't do drugs, nor will i ever. I think being a porn performer is a fantastic job. I get paid 600 bucks to fuck a hot chick, and the entire process takes 2 hours. I work 6-7 times a week. I make 6 times what i used to make in the real world with my degree. Also, whereas girls are lucky to last 2 years in this business, guys last forever. So although some girls might make more than i do.....in the long run, i will make more. I just have to invest more carefully and i cant spend as much as them. in other words, I drive a Honda, not a Lexus.
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#156582 - 03/31/06 01:21 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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i respectfully disagree. once you get a name and people know who you are, its an entirely different ballgame. I work for about 4 companies about 15 times a month every month. They call me and ask me who i like and who i want to work with. LA Direct (my agent) then fills in the rest of the days with odd jobs. So there is very little pressure on me, because i am comfortable with the director and the girl. Also, I don't do drugs, nor will i ever. I think being a porn performer is a fantastic job. I get paid 600 bucks to fuck a hot chick, and the entire process takes 2 hours. I work 6-7 times a week. I make 6 times what i used to make in the real world with my degree. Also, whereas girls are lucky to last 2 years in this business, guys last forever. So although some girls might make more than i do.....in the long run, i will make more. I just have to invest more carefully and i cant spend as much as them. in other words, I drive a Honda, not a Lexus.
okay, I concede then: worst job ever, unless you're switched on like Christian
what did you do before porn?
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#156583 - 03/31/06 04:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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..in the long run, i will make more. I just have to invest more carefully and i cant spend as much as them. in other words, I drive a Honda, not a Lexus.
very intelligent bro' :
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#156588 - 03/31/06 01:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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#156589 - 03/31/06 05:03 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/13/06
Posts: 56
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I hate it when dudes (usually teenagers) are like, "Man it'd be cool to be a pornstar! Imagine getting paid to fuck hot bitches!" Sounds good huh, yet let's look at the fact, bitches: 1) You're underpaid compared to the girls, yet with the same dehabilitating effects on any potential porn career you may want, your self esteem, and the respect of your family/friends 2) You're treated like a little bitch by everyone on set, ordered how to fuck, how long to fuck, who to fuck, when to cum etc... In fact just having to perform in front of a bunch of people is fucked up 3) Given the way porn is going, a high chance you will have to rub your dick against another guys in a double anal, or stick your dick into a cesspit of another guys cum if performing a multiple guy anal creampie 4) You'll probably end up a drug addict, if you're not one already 5) The incredibly damaging effects on your self-esteem when you realise the only pussy you're getting is that of whores paid to fuck you 6) Mocked constantly on boards like XXXPT. In fact disrespected by almost everyone except said idol worshiping teenagers 7) Chance you may have to perform in gay movies to "get your start" 8) The lack of ability to sustain a relationship with a girl outside porn, leading you to date whores as well 9) Having to explain to people you're doing the same job as Ryan Knox (haha had to do it)
Fuck there's many more, this is just getting the bowl rolling...
Still want to be a pornstar, kids? Stay in school.
(By the way, this is not a diss on Bish and Christian, you guys are cool)
I want to sign up!
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#156590 - 04/01/06 06:37 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/12/05
Posts: 167
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CHRISTIAN was that you in Strap Attack 4?
Oh my, I didnt know you took it up the ass too.
shit he takes it in the face and however else he can get it, you should see him in anabolic's T-girls
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#156592 - 04/01/06 08:56 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
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Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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Hey Christian! I'll trade you a strap attack for a swallow your OWN cum movie
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#156593 - 04/01/06 09:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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CHRISTIAN was that you in Strap Attack 4? Oh my, I didnt know you took it up the ass too.
shit he takes it in the face and however else he can get it, you should see him in anabolic's T-girls
Wow didnt know that about Christian, dont really follow his career. Who knew?
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#156594 - 04/01/06 09:37 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
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so what, Christian did a lot of Strap on movies, A lot of trannies, and was the Contract boy for gay company Falcon... he's a freak, and he's also a damn good performer. Despite slightly resembling Mr. Clean.
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#156595 - 04/02/06 01:21 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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Hey Christian! I'll trade you a strap attack for a swallow your OWN cum movie
i have already done both!
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#156596 - 04/02/06 04:23 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
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<----Checks male porn talent off his list of possible alternate carreer choices.
Garbage man or restroom attendant look better all the time. I still have hopes of working at a sewage treatement facility or pig farm.
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#156597 - 04/02/06 04:25 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
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eh, it's not a bad job, you just gotta find your darkest deepest spots and let yourself go there.
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