Much as I love have2cit, he isn't the man for the job. Have2cit is a pitbull and the Cage needs a border collie. As Jamesn has said, have2cit is the honeybadger of pornboard posters. (Google it yourself).

Loopnode would be an interesting choice to moderate his own forum. An outstanding one, in fact. Maybe the Cage should be mothballed and something new be opened instead.