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#156490 - 03/30/06 01:02 PM
Looking for a new cage mod/leader
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Ive given this a lot of thought over the last few weeks and although im sure 99% of you won't believe this im going to say it anyway. Although I love the forum/people and freedom of this place im putting far in far too much time and effort, time that could be better used doing something more constructive, and although tony and jeff have never said I have to do this or that I still feel a responsibility to keep the cage full of content, and to be honest its just too much work with little reward. Theres lot of people here that can more then handle the cage duties and they don't have to share the same thoughts as i do for it. Theres a few people I have in mind so im hoping at least one of them either responds here willing to take it on or by PM, but id like to wrap it up pretty soon, this isn't a kami deal, theres no steph behind this, its just run its course for me.
P.S for those who think "oh its monkey doing this shit again" once a new cage head has been selected (if tony and jeff decide to keep the cage) im asking to be removed as mod and banned, like a crack addict, i need this to happen, otherwise i'll die, maybe thats a little too dramatic but i'll probably end up killing someone in frustration.
Edited by smelly monkey (03/30/06 01:15 PM)
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#156491 - 03/30/06 01:05 PM
Re: Looking for a new cage mod/leader
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
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#156494 - 03/30/06 02:06 PM
Re: Looking for a new cage mod/leader
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I have a few suggestions. Rather than post a 1,2, 3 list I'll just daBurg here for a minute. It's natural to want to see Arab or Jamesn running the cage but I don't think either would accept it. If they would it would be worth the experiment. Bishop comes to mind but he kisses certain peoples ass. A while back it was Ryan Knox, then Kurt Lockwood and Lord knows who's ass it will be next week. The moderator of the monkey cage can't kiss anyones ass. Willie D could handle the job if you could keep him off the liquor long enough John Floofin could do the job, too. But realistically, I say open negotiations with Gaupo and sign him as soon as possible.
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#156496 - 03/30/06 02:48 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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No one is qualified to mod the cage, I vote we let da burbler burn it to the ground with his self involved yuppie bullshit if monkey leaves.
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#156497 - 03/30/06 02:53 PM
Re: Looking for a new cage mod/leader
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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The Cage lives and dies with Monkey. We've seen time and time again what happens to it when he leaves -- it either becomes a landfill or a ghost town. If he does leave (I'll believe it when I see it), there's not a damn thing anyone can do. So, my suggestion is simple: Give Gia the power to ban any spammers and the like and just leave it open. And if it gets so bad that just having his name associated with it brings a tear to his eye, Monkey can always politely ask Jeff to change the name of the forum to something else.
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#156499 - 03/30/06 03:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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no can do, though i'd be happy to be a mod for exactly an hour to ban smartt and buttmaster's various permutations then hang it up.
it's been a good, even great run and hell, i've got things in my life that are going to increasingly interfere with being able to post a lot and i've already cut down a fair amount as it is. does that mean if monkey sticks around i'm not going to post? hell no, epsecially if sammura comes back from time to time. nothing beats this place when it's firing on all 8-cylinders for entertainment, but sometimes it's just an issue of nothing being entertaining for a week or two at a time.
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#156500 - 03/30/06 04:03 PM
Re: Looking for a new cage mod/leader
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
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no can do, though i'd be happy to be a mod for exactly an hour to ban smartt and buttmaster's various permutations then hang it up.
What for? The only time someone tried to ban me, it lasted less than 10 minutes.
I´m unbannable. Live with that.
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#156501 - 03/30/06 04:43 PM
Re: Looking for a new cage mod/leader
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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Jamesn, Arab & Have2cit are the only 3 with enough rage, well written language and unbiased opinion to pull it off. Guapo is an interesting choice but I fear he is just a 50 yr old white guy impersonating a ****** I know how you feel monkey. I've been here almost 2 years now. 2 years too long
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#156504 - 03/30/06 05:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Okay, who is SabrinaLuvsBooks? I thought you were just another incarnation of Lurid 2.0 this entire time.
Why do you have to know who everyone is?
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#156507 - 03/30/06 05:15 PM
Re: Looking for a new cage mod/leader
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Okay, who is SabrinaLuvsBooks? I thought you were just another incarnation of Lurid 2.0 this entire time.
Why do you have to know who everyone is?
Fucking lurid, killttboy etc....
Almost as bad as dr pornz
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#156510 - 03/30/06 05:44 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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Guapo is an interesting choice but I fear he is just a 50 yr old white guy impersonating a ******
nigga thats so hatefull. My young buck 2cums is growing up so fast. His hating is gaining strengh by the minute. Make a nigga shed a tear in happiness.
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#156511 - 03/30/06 05:44 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Outside arab and james, Phlogiston is the only person with the linguistic vitriol and wit to keep the cage going. Unfortunately he's only interested in politics, which will not draw Luke Ford, which will not lead to hot links from his blog, which will not lead to more viewers, which will not lead to more posters. Ad infinitum.
Sorry I failed you. In feudal Japan, I'd be obligated to commit seppuku, however I can try and redeem myself by linking to Luke or Fayner on occassion. However, my vote is for Have2cit.
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#156512 - 03/30/06 05:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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Oh yeah I forgot about 2cit.
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#156513 - 03/30/06 07:30 PM
Re: Looking for a new cage mod/leader
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Much as I love have2cit, he isn't the man for the job. Have2cit is a pitbull and the Cage needs a border collie. As Jamesn has said, have2cit is the honeybadger of pornboard posters. (Google it yourself).
Loopnode would be an interesting choice to moderate his own forum. An outstanding one, in fact. Maybe the Cage should be mothballed and something new be opened instead.
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#156514 - 03/30/06 07:49 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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After a little more thought, shutting it down seems like the right thing to do. There's literally no hope if Monkey splits. Why besmirch the Cage's legacy by continuing with a sub-par leader? Arab and Bornyo are 100% correct.
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#156516 - 03/30/06 09:05 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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What the fuck?! You guys are already prepping for the failure.It doesn't have to go that way.One of the things that has never happened in monkey's absence is that No one has ever stepped up driven the bus at those points.It just kinda sits in the depot with everyone looking at each other saying "this sucks" or "surely we will die without the monkey's teachings".The survival of the cage depends on someone getting into the driversseat and putting this fucker in gear.Blazin new trails and doing what ever is necessary to maintain what we have here . You guys can drop that whole "close it" option. Part of the problem is this thread.Every one weighing in with their opinion as if this were some sort of democracy.This place was never democratic,its dog eat dog. Come on lets all go reg at blackgirl online and pretend to be rappers.Shit instead of worrying about the cage we should infiltrate other places and make them like the cage
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#156517 - 03/30/06 09:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Bishop, let's start with a little gem I discovered called http://www.fetishgossip.com
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#156520 - 03/31/06 02:54 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#156521 - 03/31/06 03:55 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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I say unban Brandon and he can take over! If we're lucky he may even post screencaps of quality upcoming releases from Platinum X
Rob Longshot could always do the job. He's always been one to go on and on about nothing as per the current mod
Will we ever know the true identity of smelly monkey? Will you remove your glasses before you leave ala Clark Kent?
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#156523 - 03/31/06 04:45 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
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#156524 - 03/31/06 10:17 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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Monkey = Jeff Stewart.
He never fooled me. NEVER.
Yeah but Monkey spells correctly.
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#156525 - 03/31/06 12:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Bishop, let's start with a little gem I discovered called http://www.fetishgossip.com
Masuimi as in Masuimi MAX?
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#156526 - 03/31/06 12:01 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Monkey = Jeff Stewart.
He never fooled me. NEVER.
Unless I miss my guess, Monkey's true identity is an anagram of 'A Gassy Ape', plus a whole bunch of other letters left over which I can't make anything interesting out of (well, actually I can, but I don't want to fill in any of the remaining blanks). I'm not gonna name names though, just in case he goes De Niro-in-Untouchables on me with that little baseball bat of his...
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#156527 - 03/31/06 12:29 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 02/21/06
Posts: 33
Loc: Hollywood
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#156530 - 03/31/06 02:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
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You fucking idiot, you should be banned with that post alone.
Yeah, but I won´t. Ain´t that ironic?
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#156531 - 03/31/06 02:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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i think loop and phlog need some bonus-gravitas in awop. they're really running that show. the cage is sui generis, it dies sans monkey.
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#156532 - 03/31/06 02:55 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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An Assy Gape?
God knows, but smartt certainly fell for it...like I know who the fuck Monkey is!
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#156533 - 03/31/06 03:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
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An Assy Gape?
God knows, but smartt certainly fell for it...like I know who the fuck Monkey is!
It is Jeff. But it was fun to put all those Anagram-Generator anagrams.
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#156535 - 03/31/06 04:00 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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I'm still unsure if Monkey is doing this as a ploy and in serious contract negotiations or if he is actually being for real this time. Since the 2 most obvious choices (Jamesn & Arab) don't want to run the show afterwards, then the other posters made the obvious choice. The cage dies with the Monkey. Lock up all the threads except for the Marc Wallice and one day our children's children can re-read posts and explore our inner being and know that there was good on this earth. XXXPT without the cage is just another ADT
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#156536 - 03/31/06 10:59 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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XXXPT without the cage is just another ADT
How about Steph from ADT? Or AC Cream?
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#156537 - 04/01/06 09:35 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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How about ben dies a horrible death and stops posting the most useless shit on XPT. BTW...smartt, I'm gong to ban you again soon...you just won't know when, you pedophile r@ygold motherfucker.
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#156538 - 04/01/06 10:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
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How about ben dies a horrible death and stops posting the most useless shit on XPT.
BTW...smartt, I'm gong to ban you again soon...you just won't know when, you pedophile r@ygold motherfucker.
That's it. I´m enough of this fucking slander.
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#156539 - 04/01/06 12:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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How about ben dies a horrible death and stops posting the most useless shit on XPT.
BTW...smartt, I'm gong to ban you again soon...you just won't know when, you pedophile r@ygold motherfucker.
That's it. I´m enough of this fucking slander.
Ay, tu pinche pocho...how 'bout you larn rite enlieesh befur you hit the post button, keemosabbey.
I'm done with you, you may leave now.
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#156540 - 04/01/06 06:24 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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Monkey retiring from the cage the same time as Monstar is thinking of closing his site? Monkey = Monstar = Dr Jeckll & Mr Hyde?
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#156541 - 04/01/06 08:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Monkey = Monstar = Dr Jeckll & Mr Hyde?
Thats so fucking stupid.
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#156543 - 04/02/06 07:59 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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Monkey retiring from the cage the same time as Monstar is thinking of closing his site?
Monkey = Monstar = Dr Jeckll & Mr Hyde?
How about Monjkey taking over Monstar's site and Monstar taking over the cage?
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#156544 - 04/02/06 09:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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How about ben dies a horrible death and stops posting the most useless shit on XPT.
BTW...smartt, I'm gong to ban you again soon...you just won't know when, you pedophile r@ygold motherfucker.
That's it. I´m enough of this fucking slander.
Ay, tu pinche pocho...how 'bout you larn rite enlieesh befur you hit the post button, keemosabbey.
I'm done with you, you may leave now.
I forgot to mention how Freudian this incident became...smarrttyy you dickweed.
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#156545 - 04/03/06 06:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
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