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#156403 - 03/30/06 03:28 AM Have2cit appreciation thread
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I miss have2cit soooo much. Anyone backing me up on this? Baby, where are you? Please cum home soon.


^have2cit ^everyone on his hate list
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#156404 - 03/30/06 04:53 AM Re: Have2cit appreciation thread
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
I thought he was posting?, he comes and goes a lot, he'll be back.
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#156405 - 03/30/06 06:06 AM Re: Have2cit appreciation thread
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Always a party when have2cit is around.

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#156406 - 03/30/06 06:35 AM Re: Have2cit appreciation thread
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i'm a huge fucking fan. i also get the sense he logs some serious travel-miles. he'll be back, we'll rejoice, you can't keep such wisely-directed hatred like that down.
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#156407 - 03/30/06 07:41 AM Re: Have2cit appreciation thread
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
yup, i'll sign this -i love the guy
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#156408 - 03/30/06 08:22 AM Re: Have2cit appreciation thread
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
I asked JRV if he banned him and he said no but for some reason I dont believe him.
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#156409 - 03/30/06 09:32 AM Re: Have2cit appreciation thread
christianxxx Offline
Pervert

Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
maybe Ryan Knox killed him?
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#156410 - 03/30/06 12:03 PM Re: Have2cit appreciation thread
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

maybe Ryan Knox killed him?




My guess is that have2cit is currently in hospital having reconstructive surgery on his foot, because it suffered so much wear and tear from the relentless kicking of Ryan Knox's ass up and down XPT and beyond.

Speaking of Knox, I remember Luke Ford reporting that some chick outside PSK blew up at him for allowing himself to be photographed smoking hash with Jim South Jr., claiming it made him look like a junkie or some such.

I just find it kind of ironic (not to mention telling) that she didn't lambast him for allowing himself to be filmed getting fucked up the ass with a strap-on, because it made him look like some kind of twink homo...or maybe 'tweank' in Knox's case. I guess it's like the classic fat/ugly exchange, you can lose weight/give up drugs, but the other party will still be ugly/a gay-ass power bottom.

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#156411 - 03/30/06 02:00 PM Re: Have2cit appreciation thread
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

Quote:

maybe Ryan Knox killed him?




My guess is that have2cit is currently in hospital having reconstructive surgery on his foot, because it suffered so much wear and tear from the relentless kicking of Ryan Knox's ass up and down XPT and beyond.

Speaking of Knox, I remember Luke Ford reporting that some chick outside PSK blew up at him for allowing himself to be photographed smoking hash with Jim South Jr., claiming it made him look like a junkie or some such.

I just find it kind of ironic (not to mention telling) that she didn't lambast him for allowing himself to be filmed getting fucked up the ass with a strap-on, because it made him look like some kind of twink homo...or maybe 'tweank' in Knox's case. I guess it's like the classic fat/ugly exchange, you can lose weight/give up drugs, but the other party will still be ugly/a gay-ass power bottom.


It was EVE MAYFAIR and she should be hiding from the camera herself.

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#156412 - 03/30/06 03:49 PM Re: Have2cit appreciation thread
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
I miss Have2cit and his shotgun blast avatar. I was hoping he'd pop into c62's hippie pix thread, but no such luck. Hope all is well.

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#156413 - 03/30/06 04:16 PM Re: Have2cit appreciation thread
2cums Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
He must be out slaying civilians in his private life. I hope he returns back soon to crush peoples conifdence and dreams on the forums.
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#156414 - 03/30/06 05:13 PM Re: Have2cit appreciation thread
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
I hope he isn't over in the Kafir's land being eaten, I think his work takes him to some dangerous places.
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#156415 - 03/30/06 05:17 PM Re: Have2cit appreciation thread
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

I hope he isn't over in the Kafir's land being eaten, I think his work takes him to some dangerous places.



I can see him in the middle of the jungle, sitting in a pot of heating water while the aborigines quiz him about his avatar.
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#156416 - 03/30/06 05:38 PM Re: Have2cit appreciation thread
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Quote:

I hope he isn't over in the Kafir's land being eaten, I think his work takes him to some dangerous places.




I remember a thread where he posted his heavily stamped passport. I don't recall any tourist trap countries among them. What does he do anyways?

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#156417 - 03/30/06 06:04 PM Re: Have2cit appreciation thread
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
I heard he's a slave trader. Purely speculation at this point though.

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#156418 - 03/30/06 06:14 PM Re: Have2cit appreciation thread
Fayner is Gay Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 02/21/06
Posts: 33
Loc: Hollywood
He's probably out raping some small third world families in Singapore. He's a tyrant. Maybe beauty can kill the beast? Gia?

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#156419 - 03/30/06 07:13 PM Re: Have2cit appreciation thread
christianxxx Offline
Pervert

Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

maybe Ryan Knox killed him?




My guess is that have2cit is currently in hospital having reconstructive surgery on his foot, because it suffered so much wear and tear from the relentless kicking of Ryan Knox's ass up and down XPT and beyond.

Speaking of Knox, I remember Luke Ford reporting that some chick outside PSK blew up at him for allowing himself to be photographed smoking hash with Jim South Jr., claiming it made him look like a junkie or some such.

I just find it kind of ironic (not to mention telling) that she didn't lambast him for allowing himself to be filmed getting fucked up the ass with a strap-on, because it made him look like some kind of twink homo...or maybe 'tweank' in Knox's case. I guess it's like the classic fat/ugly exchange, you can lose weight/give up drugs, but the other party will still be ugly/a gay-ass power bottom.


It was EVE MAYFAIR and she should be hiding from the camera herself.




i just spit my water all over my keyboard....that was a great one RENFIELD.....nice work
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#156420 - 03/30/06 07:19 PM Re: Have2cit appreciation thread
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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small third world families in Singapore.




Singapore isn't a third world nation you dipshit, do us all a favor and don't post anywhere on the internet ever again.

My guess he is going mudhut by mudhut in Brazil with a shotgun until he finds who he is looking for. God Bless You hav2cit and Good Luck.
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#156421 - 03/30/06 08:36 PM Re: Have2cit appreciation thread
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

He's probably out raping some small third world families in Singapore. He's a tyrant. Maybe beauty can kill the beast? Gia?




Singapore is one of the cleanest, wealthiest countries that I've ever visited. Quite the opposite of thrid world.

I have no interest in soothing the savage beast in have2cit or any man.



Edited by TonyMalice (03/30/06 11:15 PM)
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#156422 - 03/30/06 11:11 PM Re: Have2cit appreciation thread
Fayner is Gay Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 02/21/06
Posts: 33
Loc: Hollywood
There's poor people in Singapore Have2cit rapes them

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#156423 - 04/02/06 01:26 AM Re: Have2cit appreciation thread
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Quote:

Quote:

I hope he isn't over in the Kafir's land being eaten, I think his work takes him to some dangerous places.




I remember a thread where he posted his heavily stamped passport. I don't recall any tourist trap countries among them. What does he do anyways?




I think he mentioned once that he works in aircraft electronics industry, and his skills are apparently much sought after judging by those passport photos. It wouldn't suprise me at all if it involved some spooky shit, if you know what I mean.

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#156424 - 04/03/06 06:19 AM Re: Have2cit appreciation thread
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
What’s all this shit? You people shouldn’t praise me, if XXXPT were Nazi Germany, I would be the one scheduling the trains to the death camps.



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maybe Ryan Knox killed him?




I didn’t know herpes was fatal. I mean I only fuck his skull and I always use a condom. You have to wear a condom when fucking the eye socket, or any part, of human filth like Knox.

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There's poor people in Singapore Have2cit rapes them




Fayner is Gay = pirate = Swami Satchimila = human cum sponge

Glad to see you back with your new ID. Now if only you could pick up some new material next time you’re away.

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#156425 - 04/03/06 07:50 AM Re: Have2cit appreciation thread
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
I for one am pleased you remain uneaten
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#156426 - 04/03/06 12:30 PM Re: Have2cit appreciation thread
Fayner is Gay Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 02/21/06
Posts: 33
Loc: Hollywood
Fools!!!

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#156427 - 04/03/06 12:38 PM Re: Have2cit appreciation thread
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Fools!!!




Fayner is Gay = Smartt

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#156428 - 04/03/06 12:42 PM Re: Have2cit appreciation thread
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Quote:

Fools!!!




Fayner is Gay = Smartt




I dont know if it's Smartt or not, but I'm with you- that sounded like a smartt post.

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#156429 - 04/04/06 01:18 PM Re: Have2cit appreciation thread
Fayner is Gay Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 02/21/06
Posts: 33
Loc: Hollywood
Look within yourself for the answer to who is Fayner.

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