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Win the actual dildo covergirl Nautica Thorn diddled herself with--she even autographed it for you!!!



yay, cos I know my life wouldn't be complete until I had a porn whores dirty dildo on my mantelpiece






Dude, why the fuck would you put it up on the mantle? That's stupid. We're not talking just any whore's used dildo here anyway. This has been christened by Nautica Thorn's pussy and it smells like candy, biatch!
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