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#156262 - 03/29/06 03:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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And there's more.. lol..
What is with those UGLY FUCKING SHOES she wears, this dumb cunt even wore those at the AEE...WTF Ceara?? Stop spending all your money on porn and buy a nice lady like pair of whore shoes will ya?  
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#156263 - 03/29/06 04:07 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 900
Loc: Dallas, TX
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And there's more.. lol..
Dig the thickness, it's show room worthy.
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#156265 - 03/29/06 04:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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So where's the rest?
I'm not paying to sign up for the JM site just to get a gander.
In the area where you can buy apparel and merchandise, shes under Gen Padova modeling one of the tank tops and if you slide your mouse over the color choices, there are three different pictures of her, all with clothes on though. 
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#156268 - 03/29/06 05:25 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/25/05
Posts: 111
Loc: Ireland
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What is with those UGLY FUCKING SHOES she wears, this dumb cunt even wore those at the AEE...WTF Ceara?? Stop spending all your money on porn and buy a nice lady like pair of whore shoes will ya?
Yeah...the shoes were the first thing I noticed too... 
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#156270 - 03/29/06 05:43 PM
Re: Ceara Lynch visits LA, and the JM Neighborhood
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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What is with those UGLY FUCKING SHOES she wears, this dumb cunt even wore those at the AEE...WTF Ceara?? Stop spending all your money on porn and buy a nice lady like pair of whore shoes will ya?
It just takes from her looks and style, shoes are very very important on women and men.
Yeah...the shoes were the first thing I noticed too...
Im glad Im not the only one, although I know we are supposed to be looking at her body, I just cant help it, cause it annoyed me at AEE, not that its my business, but come on, you travel often, attend college, buy pornography, dont tell me you cant take $50 to buy yourself a cool pair of shoes or a cute bootie, thats fuckin cheap 50 bucks.
BURN THOSE UGLY RUST COLORED FUCKIN SKEECHERS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY ARE, LEAVE EM TO A HOMELESS IN CALIFORNIA, YOU CAN SAY YOU DID A GOOD DEED AND GET A BUTTERFINGER! 
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#156272 - 03/29/06 08:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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cassandra, i still want to be you, just not your friend. cheese.com
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#156273 - 03/29/06 08:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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All right, I'll go ahead and say it- I'd rather look at her ugly shoes than that cottage cheese stuff going on in her thighs and ass. If no one else will say it I will---Don't go into porn because there are 20 girls a day trying to get into the business that are prettier and have better bodies than you. Let them be the porn stars and you stay enticingly clothed and hook yourself a husband who can provide for you.
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#156274 - 03/29/06 09:10 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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All right, I'll go ahead and say it- I'd rather look at her ugly shoes than that cottage cheese stuff going on in her thighs and ass. If no one else will say it I will---Don't go into porn because there are 20 girls a day trying to get into the business that are prettier and have better bodies than you. Let them be the porn stars and you stay enticingly clothed and hook yourself a husband who can provide for you.
Bornyo speaks truth only because nothing else is right.
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#156275 - 03/29/06 09:43 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 300
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All right, I'll go ahead and say it- I'd rather look at her ugly shoes than that cottage cheese stuff going on in her thighs and ass. If no one else will say it I will---Don't go into porn because there are 20 girls a day trying to get into the business that are prettier and have better bodies than you. Let them be the porn stars and you stay enticingly clothed and hook yourself a husband who can provide for you.
  
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#156277 - 03/29/06 10:00 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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Wow, who are you, I don't believe we've met?. Bizarre what happens if you hang around here long enough, bornyo has become kyoto and vise versa, as long as someones filling kyotos role im a happy monkey.
What happened to the cat? He always brought a smile to my face.
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#156280 - 03/29/06 10:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I need a job where attractive women come to my office and take off their clothes and talk about what they'll do sexually.
Yeah, so does Malice.
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#156281 - 03/29/06 11:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#156283 - 03/29/06 11:15 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
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Yeah, I don't blame most of you for not getting horned up over that doggie shot. That has to be the most sloppy, unflattering picture of me. But I can do better... I swear. Next time I'm in LA I'll make sure to be 20 pounds heavier and invest in a pair of birkenstocks.
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#156284 - 03/29/06 11:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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and invest in a pair of birkenstocks.
don't lie, woman. you know you have them already. 
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#156288 - 03/29/06 11:39 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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Adorable. You mean porno people are retards.
Well your a big stupid head.
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#156289 - 03/29/06 11:42 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
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So where's the rest?
I'm not paying to sign up for the JM site just to get a gander.
In the area where you can buy apparel and merchandise, shes under Gen Padova modeling one of the tank tops and if you slide your mouse over the color choices, there are three different pictures of her, all with clothes on though.
OK, but it looks like there's more stuff in the paysite area, too ...
Bastards!
Free Ceara!
No peace! No justice!
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#156290 - 03/29/06 11:43 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
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#156291 - 03/29/06 11:44 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
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Adorable. You mean porno people are retards.
Well your a big stupid head.
Oh yeah. Then you're a mashed potato face.
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#156293 - 03/30/06 06:43 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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and invest in a pair of birkenstocks.
don't lie, woman. you know you have them already.
That was really funny. Cause I know the answer is yes.
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#156294 - 03/30/06 07:53 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/18/06
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she looks like donkey punch material to me. where is the donkey punch emoticon? 
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#156295 - 03/30/06 08:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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#156299 - 03/30/06 10:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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I agree.
As is the 99 cent meal.
Jeff doesn;t get out of the Valley much. You can't buy a decent hamburger in New York for less than $10.
Treat her to Peter Luger's. 
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#156304 - 03/31/06 01:57 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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Here's a better shot of my awesome shoes.
Ceara could you please do a few movies while you're in LA? You're too pretty not to do porn! Think of all the people you'd be helping for example guys with erectile difficulties or who are just sexually frustrated and couples needing to regain that spark in the bedroom! If everyone watched porn the world would probably be a more peaceful easygoing place. Believe it or not porn is a lot more important and probably has more widespread consequences than what people give it credit for. Do porn Ceara and you can be like Buffy and save the world!
Tony if you can't talk her into anything ( she may be more interested if you dress the guy in a bunny suit? ) you could always take Ceara's video footage and digitally insert a computer generated guy ( or bunny ) I hear Jeff has always aspired to be the George Lucas of porn
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#156305 - 03/31/06 02:59 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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What's up with today's career advisors? Porn doesn't even rate a mention nowadays. What SHOULD have been mentioned at Ceara's session: "Well yes you have the marks, intelligence and aptitude to go to the top in any field but have you ever considered the porn industry? I really think it would be just the perfect career for you with all the skills you have and what with your beauty, that body and those big tits. Those lips are bigger than Angelina Jolie's and would be just ideal for sucking cock. Look, forget medicine or becoming the first female president of the United States - take this phone number and give this girl a ring - her name's Ashley Blue and she can make you a pornstar!"
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#156306 - 03/31/06 03:14 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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Here's a better shot of my awesome shoes.
Has anyone seen Jennifer Love Hewitt in a bunny suit in "Confessions of a Sociopathic Social Climber" ? That would be the perfect outfit for Ceara! 
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#156309 - 03/31/06 04:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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So when the fuck do we get to see pictures of Cass?? I wanna see her smarmy ass getting railed by Lex Steele in a bunny suit.
cass is not sexy 
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#156313 - 03/31/06 05:46 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
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Gotta give her credit for trying, she even wore her FAUX Tiffany's necklace.
Dont you match your panties with your bra? What about with your socks? Obviously not. Ceara you are a fuckin mess.
She looks just perfect to me!
Renfield = Carson from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
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#156316 - 03/31/06 08:00 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
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Gotta give her credit for trying, she even wore her FAUX Tiffany's necklace.
Dont you match your panties with your bra? What about with your socks? Obviously not. Ceara you are a fuckin mess.
She looks just perfect to me!
Renfield = Carson from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
Or Renfield = Brandon Iron alternate ID ?
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#156317 - 04/01/06 10:59 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/09/06
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So when the fuck do we get to see pictures of Cass?? I wanna see her smarmy ass getting railed by Lex Steele in a bunny suit.
cass is not sexy
back on your knees, zapata, i'm the sexiest girl in cardigans you'll ever see (or rather, not see, because i care NARY A WHIT)
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#156318 - 04/01/06 01:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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Loc: Great America
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So when the fuck do we get to see pictures of Cass?? I wanna see her smarmy ass getting railed by Lex Steele in a bunny suit.
cass is not sexy
back on your knees, zapata, i'm the sexiest girl in cardigans you'll ever see (or rather, not see, because i care NARY A WHIT)
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#156323 - 04/04/06 11:52 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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I liked this picture 
why the microwave is over the refrigerator?
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#156324 - 04/04/06 12:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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why the microwave is over the refrigerator?
You take the hot pocket out of the freezer, slide it in the microwave. When the bell "dings" voila... a nice Italian pornwhore dinner.
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#156325 - 04/04/06 12:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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why the microwave is over the refrigerator?
You take the hot pocket out of the freezer, slide it in the microwave. When the bell "dings" voila... a nice Italian pornwhore dinner.
and how she open the cabinet door behind the microwave
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#156328 - 04/04/06 06:08 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/25/05
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What is with those UGLY FUCKING SHOES she wears, this dumb cunt even wore those at the AEE...WTF Ceara?? Stop spending all your money on porn and buy a nice lady like pair of whore shoes will ya?
It just takes from her looks and style, shoes are very very important on women and men.
Yeah...the shoes were the first thing I noticed too...
Im glad Im not the only one, although I know we are supposed to be looking at her body, I just cant help it, cause it annoyed me at AEE, not that its my business, but come on, you travel often, attend college, buy pornography, dont tell me you cant take $50 to buy yourself a cool pair of shoes or a cute bootie, thats fuckin cheap 50 bucks.
BURN THOSE UGLY RUST COLORED FUCKIN SKEECHERS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY ARE, LEAVE EM TO A HOMELESS IN CALIFORNIA, YOU CAN SAY YOU DID A GOOD DEED AND GET A BUTTERFINGER!
Errr...I was calling you gay for noticing the shoes...now you're both gay and dumb
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#156329 - 04/04/06 06:13 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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why the microwave is over the refrigerator?
I have the same setup in my flat! It just seems easier having the microwave on top of the fridge rather than taking up bench space
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#156331 - 04/05/06 12:57 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/09/06
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why the microwave is over the refrigerator?
You take the hot pocket out of the freezer, slide it in the microwave. When the bell "dings" voila... a nice Italian pornwhore dinner.
and how she open the cabinet door behind the microwave
You assume she has things put in there. Her cabinets are as barren as her marijuana bong on a Sunday morning.
she's actually the consummate hostess and she doesn't smoke weed.
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#156333 - 04/05/06 01:10 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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I can't get over the fact that Ashley looks so much more attractive in this casual snapshot than in any of the professional photos I've seen.
I was thinking the same thing.
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#156334 - 04/05/06 01:23 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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I can't get over the fact that Ashley looks so much more attractive in this casual snapshot than in any of the professional photos I've seen.
I was thinking the same thing.
same here. she no longer resembles rosie o'donnell
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#156336 - 04/05/06 05:53 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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why the microwave is over the refrigerator?
I have the same setup in my flat! It just seems easier having the microwave on top of the fridge rather than taking up bench space
take care when you make soups or warm a coffee
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Whats next bitch at her because her shoes don't match her purse? Her eyeshadow clashes with her blush? 
it looks like you had less than 10 cocks take a run up in you so you are still under warranty, with that new car smell.
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