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Dr Phil: So your a cocaine addict?
Guest: Yes I am a cocaine addict.
Dr Phil: Well here's my advice to you: You need to stop taking cocaine!
***Crowd applauds, some woman in crowd starts crying***
Guest: That's it?




Great minds obviously think alike, because if someone had asked me to describe Dr.Phil, the above is exactly the example I would use. He says the most obvious and completely fucking self-apparent thing, and then everyone acts like he's just re-invented the wheel or something...