If there is one person in the world I would love to punch in the fucking face, it's Dr. Phil. I refuse to believe he is actually a doctor the crap he speaks is so ridiculous.

Dr Phil: So your a cocaine addict?
Guest: Yes I am a cocaine addict.
Dr Phil: Well here's my advice to you: You need to stop taking cocaine!
***Crowd applauds, some woman in crowd starts crying***
Guest: That's it?

Another thing that shits me is he "wrote" a book on weightloss, yet he is fat fat man. What the fuck?

Anyway to make this hatred have something to do with porn so that it could be posted here, I searched for Dr-phil +porn on google and found his thoughts on internet porn. My favourite quote:

"Pornography isn't real, it's a fantasy. It's makeup, beauty lenses, hair extensions, camera angles, lighting and silicone! It's also somebody's daughter who has taken a really, really wrong turn. She's demeaning herself, debasing herself, humiliating herself and she's being exploited by people who are funded by you. It is a sick, demented, twisted world. It's not healthy, it's not natural and it's not normal."

Now I'm thinking, Dr Phil = CumAllOverHer?

However, the ironic thing about this quote is I think back to the format of his show: Inviting "guests" on who have embarassing problems, humiliating them on national TV, debasing them by using their problems as a source of others entertainment, browbeating them into submission with his horrible advice, and then kicking them back out into the real world with the illusion that they recieved real help.

How is this any different from porn? Fat, stupid, hypocritical fuck. If this is where millions of people are getting their parenting advice from, god help future generations...