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"Pornography isn't real, it's a fantasy. It's makeup, beauty lenses, hair extensions, camera angles, lighting and silicone!

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"It's also somebody's daughter who has taken a really, really wrong turn. She's demeaning herself, debasing herself, humiliating herself and she's being exploited by people who are funded by you.

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"It is a sick, demented, twisted world. It's not healthy, it's not natural and it's not normal."

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Dr Phil: So your a cocaine addict?
Guest: Yes I am a cocaine addict.
Dr Phil: Well here's my advice to you: You need to stop taking cocaine!
***Crowd applauds, some woman in crowd starts crying***
Guest: That's it?

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If there is one person in the world I would love to punch in the fucking face, it's Dr. Phil. I refuse to believe he is actually a doctor the crap he speaks is so ridiculous.

Dr Phil: So your a cocaine addict?
Guest: Yes I am a cocaine addict.
Dr Phil: Well here's my advice to you: You need to stop taking cocaine!
***Crowd applauds, some woman in crowd starts crying***
Guest: That's it?

Another thing that shits me is he "wrote" a book on weightloss, yet he is fat fat man. What the fuck?

Anyway to make this hatred have something to do with porn so that it could be posted here, I searched for Dr-phil +porn on google and found his thoughts on internet porn. My favourite quote:

"Pornography isn't real, it's a fantasy. It's makeup, beauty lenses, hair extensions, camera angles, lighting and silicone! It's also somebody's daughter who has taken a really, really wrong turn. She's demeaning herself, debasing herself, humiliating herself and she's being exploited by people who are funded by you. It is a sick, demented, twisted world. It's not healthy, it's not natural and it's not normal."

Now I'm thinking, Dr Phil = CumAllOverHer?

However, the ironic thing about this quote is I think back to the format of his show: Inviting "guests" on who have embarassing problems, humiliating them on national TV, debasing them by using their problems as a source of others entertainment, browbeating them into submission with his horrible advice, and then kicking them back out into the real world with the illusion that they recieved real help.

How is this any different from porn? Fat, stupid, hypocritical fuck. If this is where millions of people are getting their parenting advice from, god help future generations...

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He's a vulture picking at other people with a bone beak just like all of the others. And it all comes from that sanctimonious center--the man who pretends to have it all together, just like the millions of other well-fed Americans, trudging to and from their jobs dragging forty ton stones tied by a rope to their balls.

At some point you realize that none of them have it together at all: that the judge hurling thunderbolts from behind the bar is wearing pink Victoria's Secret panties beneath his robes, that the psychiatrist loading up your kids with drugs lives in a lavender hell and is known as "Queenie" down at the local gloryhole, that the chica in a mansuit with shoulders padded so thick she looks like Lawrence Taylor is on so many little happy pills that the slightest break from the ordinary will lead to her dragged off screeching and hysterical to the psych ward.

They're all compensating. They're all fucking sick. Every single one of them, one of us, is so damaged it's like being in about the third day of opiate withdrawal when everything that moves still scares the shit out of you, your eyes and nose are running and your head feels like a lysol sponge but it's possible to put up a brave front and say that you're doing fine.

That's life--a society of polite manners, intelligent people like Luke Ford pretending to believe in big bearded Jehovahs and that clothing woven of two fabrics will condemn them to Hell with the children who smoked in the bathroom during study hall. Because they're convinced that it will all unravel around them if they don't believe in the myth that they're okay and just like everybody else.

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This is about as succinct and true a post as you will read anywhere, ever. That it surfaces mid-thread on a pornboard devalues it none at all.

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They're all compensating. They're all fucking sick. Every single one of them, one of us, is so damaged

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I'm super, thanks for asking.

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Dr phillip is real niggas. He aint no joke!

I know because that nigga got oprah in his backpocket. Niggas aint got oprah in they back pocket. Mufuckin stedman aint got that bitch on lock like Philip do. Anyman that tame that nigga oprah got my respect. Black fat women with money coming out they anus is the hardest demographic to break into. THat man got to be one hella talking the panties off mofo. I bet he hit the finest bitches in the world.

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Black people at KFC? Only when there isn't a Popeye's around.

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