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#155995 - 03/27/06 09:01 AM
Monkey's Moron of the week
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Drum roll........................... Alex Devine
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Ok, I am finally going to reply to this.... DONKEY PUNCH was the most brutal, depressing, scarey scene that I have ever done. I have tried to block it out from my memory due to the severe abuse I recieved during the filming. I had been made to believe that the scene was going to be more sex, penetration, and rough as opposed to being 'beat up' with a few penetrations
Given donkey punching is all about getting punched in the head im surprised it wasn't the pleasant experience you were expecting 
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The guy, Steve French has a natural hatred towards women in the sense that he has always been known to be more brutal than EVER needed. I agreed to do the scene thinking it was less beating, except the 'punch' in the head
alex's thought process at this point "I know that donkey punching is being hit repeatedly in the head while getting fucked, the person im supposed to be performing it with hates women, something i know before the scene, yet they promise me its more about sex and less about the punching of the back of my head, well they seem honest and trust worthy, its not like their job is take advantage of girls or anything, i'll do it"
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If you noticed, steve had worn his solid gold ring the entire time
Perhaps an observation that might of been helpful before you started the scene, just a tip.
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**Now i am not sure how much you all know about me, but I have had some major surgeries on my head. One was on the lower back right of my skull.... The doctor never replaced the bone there because it grows back on its own
Oh so signing up for a scene that involves you getting hit in that area repeatedly is probably a good move. Im looking forward to the day i break my back so i can finally live out my dream as a furniture removalist.
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I had specifically explained that Steve could not hit that spot, and that anywhere else on my head was fine. I explained this to him as well, showing him on my head the places. He acknowledged the request of mine. As the pop happened he punched me several times in the head. Exactly where he was told not to. He did it with the ring on too.
That was a solid move, performing with a person you know hates women and likes to bring them pain and explaining that if he hits you there it will cause you great pain. Im guessing the fact he is wearing a giant gold ring didn't put up any red flags in your mind that you well being probably isn't at the top of his priorities, was painting a target there not subtle enough?.
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I was in tears I sincerely hope that no one enjoys that scene. I want to cry when I think about it.
Im sure that no one will, except cumalloverher.
Edited by smelly monkey (03/27/06 09:03 AM)
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#155996 - 03/27/06 09:55 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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Now I want to watch this scene based purely on what she wrote.
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#155998 - 03/27/06 12:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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"i can finally live out my dream as a furniture removalist." HAHAHAHAH.....I don't know why but that cracks me up 
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#156001 - 03/27/06 09:46 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/09/04
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I agree Christian! Great humor (always) from the Monkey!
But .... these girls have EVERY idea of what awaits them in the scenes that they sign up for (e.g. Meatholes, Maxhardcore, Donkey Punch, etc) so WHY do they then say "No wait, that's horribly abusive! Stop, stop, STOP!"
For one ...these girls have to have SOME idea of what awaits them well before they scream "No, no, wait, no"...?
And secondly .... it seems these guys like Steve French DON'T LISTEN ANYWAY!
Are these girls just too niave? Drugged up? Or are they just too hungry for the almighty dollar and think they can survive the chronic abuse ... no matter what awaits them? I'd love someone to interview Courtney Simpson on WHY she did the Max Hardcore scene if it was so "disgustingly abusive" (her words). She never looked like saying "STOP" to me? (I watched the Euro version)
Must really suck to be a confused porn chic in the modern porn industry. Thank God I'm a male perfomer.
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#156002 - 03/28/06 02:21 AM
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Whoremaster
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monkey this is my new favorite post of the year. you should do stand up....seriously. your humor reminds me of jonathan morgan's. good times
Agreed...between Monkey, jamesn and Smiling Arab, XPT is a better source of vitriolic humour than South Park, and that's saying something.
Of course, as long as there is Taylor Rain, AC Cream, and Dakota Cameron, Fayner, Longshot, Ryan Knox etc., they are going to have a lot of material... 
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#156005 - 03/28/06 12:48 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/02/04
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i ve worked several times with Steven and he was always nice. maybe cause i m french.
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#156006 - 03/28/06 12:58 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/30/05
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The Conan O´Brien Writting Staff as well as SNL´s ain´t got shit on these guys, honestly, I don´t even watch that much tv anymore because of xpt...Gia´s response to Ryan Knox "The school system has failed you", simply brilliant. Smiling Arab, Smelly and Jamesn...don´t forget Coochie Monster, Have2cit and Willie D xpt´s best and finest...people that have tried to come in and start shit have been skullfucked and that´s what great about this site, forget disclaimers, moderators and shit...love is in the air
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#156007 - 03/28/06 01:37 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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The Conan O´Brien Writting Staff as well as SNL´s ain´t got shit on these guys, honestly, I don´t even watch that much tv anymore because of xpt...Gia´s response to Ryan Knox "The school system has failed you", simply brilliant. Smiling Arab, Smelly and Jamesn...don´t forget Coochie Monster, Have2cit and Willie D xpt´s best and finest...people that have tried to come in and start shit have been skullfucked and that´s what great about this site, forget disclaimers, moderators and shit...love is in the air
True, and Ashley Blue's posts are always fun to read. Cassandra can throw down some quality zingers too, but Monkey, jamesn and Arab do it more often...quality and quantity is where it's at!
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#156008 - 03/28/06 01:51 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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I agree. But with lame posts from peole like yourself, Phlogston, 2cums and other non industry folk, the board will also have its dull moments as well. 
Do you mean the term 'Non-industry' to imply a former video distributor in the UK (and I have plenty of documentation to back that up), now moved online as a webmaster and affiliate, or just non-industry in that you've never seen me at PSK and tried to bum some meth or small change off of me?
The 'industry' is a little bigger than just the San Fernando Valley my friend, but then I would imagine you've got something of a limited perspective on such things when your pupils are like fucking BB's. 
Now, run along and type up that puff piece on Definanced's next Tranny-infested masterpiece (Trantastic 2: Ladyboy Boogaloo  ) like the miserably failed comedy writer you are...
Oh, and PS: DanG is HARD, Fayner is WHACK, dawg!
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#156009 - 03/28/06 04:28 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 02/21/06
Posts: 33
Loc: Hollywood
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Oh, and PS: DanG is HARD, Fayner is WHACK, dawg!
Oh no he didn't
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#156010 - 03/28/06 04:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Hey folks. Fayner registered here a long time ago, as "Fayner is God" Now we have some asshole multiple username guy running around as "Fayner is Gay". It was funny as a one-act joke, but you people need to stop replying as if you're discoursing with Fayner. Fayner is much funnier and a better writer than this piece of garbage. (And that's not saying much).
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#156012 - 03/28/06 05:20 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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The Conan O´Brien Writting Staff as well as SNL´s ain´t got shit on these guys, honestly, I don´t even watch that much tv anymore because of xpt...Gia´s response to Ryan Knox "The school system has failed you", simply brilliant. Smiling Arab, Smelly and Jamesn...don´t forget Coochie Monster, Have2cit and Willie D xpt´s best and finest...people that have tried to come in and start shit have been skullfucked and that´s what great about this site, forget disclaimers, moderators and shit...love is in the air
hey let's not get carried away, Conan is still the funniest man ever. from what i've seen, SNL sucks though so you can have that.
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#156013 - 03/28/06 09:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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She should be upgraded to moron of the year. 
Well theres a lot of the year left and a lot of stupid people who have lots of time to do what they do best. But shes a front runner for moron of the first half of the year and already a lock for top 5 candidate for moron of the year.
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Actually no. I intuitively sense a lack sincerity on Ms. Devine's part, or whoever wrote that couched press release. The regret has to be genuine in order for me to derive any pleasure and/or psychological torment from it.
Interesting. So what do you believe she was trying to achieve with what she wrote?. You believe just self promotion?.
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monkey this is my new favorite post of the year. you should do stand up....seriously. your humor reminds me of jonathan morgan's. good times
I don't think a giant screen with my posts on stage translates the same way but thanks for the compliment none the less.
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But .... these girls have EVERY idea of what awaits them in the scenes that they sign up for (e.g. Meatholes, Maxhardcore, Donkey Punch, etc) so WHY do they then say "No wait, that's horribly abusive! Stop, stop, STOP!"
For one ...these girls have to have SOME idea of what awaits them well before they scream "No, no, wait, no"...?
And secondly .... it seems these guys like Steve French DON'T LISTEN ANYWAY!
Are these girls just too niave? Drugged up? Or are they just too hungry for the almighty dollar and think they can survive the chronic abuse ... no matter what awaits them? I'd love someone to interview Courtney Simpson on WHY she did the Max Hardcore scene if it was so "disgustingly abusive" (her words). She never looked like saying "STOP" to me? (I watched the Euro version)
I agree 100%, I mean they are book in advance and if they are still unsure of the information they were given about the scene they were booked for then go online and check it out. EVERYONE has access to the internet, it takes 5 minutes to go online and google donkey punch and if the company you are performing the scene with has previous scenes then you know exactly what you are getting in to. 99% of the girls in the biz must have the net, how else do they transfer their paychecks into their boyfriends banks?, their cars are stolen to often for them to drive there in person.
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Of course, as long as there is Taylor Rain, AC Cream, and Dakota Cameron, Fayner, Longshot, Ryan Knox etc., they are going to have a lot of material...
God bless them all.
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i ve worked several times with Steven and he was always nice. maybe cause i m french.
Because sadists don't attack each other, theres the unspoken rule of evil harms no evil and not the evil.
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