You go for a drive with a few friends.

Seeing a cute girl on the street you stop to offer her a ride.

She sees four guys in a van, one of whom has a video camera, and gets in.

You ask to see her tits and she says no, so you offer her a hundred bucks to fuck you and your buddy. She thinks about it, realizes she’s always wanted to be a prostitute, asks for two hundred, and jumps on your dick.

You’re not wearing a rubber and she’s a total stranger but neither of you are worried because, like, what are the odds?

You stop the van and persuade her to get out. Then ‘for a joke’ you drive off without paying her and sell the video on the internet.

She obviously doesn’t tell anyone because you manage to do this three times a week in the same neighborhood without any difficulty for then next five years.

If that seems real too you - man you have to see this bridge…