I just got back from the taping of the maury show today and i am NOT the father. WHEW, i mean i don't know who she was trying to fool, im white, shes white the babys brown, i may of been born at night but i wasn't born last night. I plan to go out and have as much unprotected sex with as many people as possible to celebrate the results of todays show.

The Maury show?!?
Are you sure that it wasn't the Jerry Springer show that you made your happily drunken appearance on (for didn't Steve and Jerry steal away your beer while you were oogling at that luscious pole dancer parading on Jerry's stage)?!

looking at your pic you look like a black monkey - not a white monkey? you got black fur all over. so maybe the baby is yours. who is the mom? is it bi britney.

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Are you sure that it wasn't the Jerry Springer show

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UMMM yep im sure it was the maury show, jewish guy with annoying laugh, married to cold hearted asian news reporter, face looks like a plastic halloween mask. Yeah it was maury, but your missing the point, i am not the baby's daddy. I do feel bad leaving gen padova and the baby without a father at this tough stage in her life, but she lied to me man, what else can i do??.

I was getting jealous that you were getting it up the ass more than I was. That was the problem!!