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Looking for a board that offers uncensored porn talk, knife fights, and moderated by someone who doesn't abuse his power? Then the monkey cage is for you, endorsed by the monkey himself. ***DISCLAIMER*** The Monkey Cage is about satire. Nothing posted here should ever be considered fact. XXX Porn Talk makes no endorsement of the Monkey or his cage.

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Monkey Spunk keeps deleting my posts much like the jrv has done with him during the past. Please desist from these activities.

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i vote for banning Monkey. he s useless anyway.

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i vote for banning Monkey. he s useless anyway.

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Yes, an excellent idea Melissa but I also propose the gouging out of his eyeballs followed by the insertion of a fresh turd into each one of his eye sockets plus one extra turd into his mouth to simulate the look of him smoking a cigar. That is how I wish to remember the late monkey.

I am not this jackmeoff guy, you deleted a post of mine a week ago. I am sure that you have already checked my ISP against jacks’ and are already aware that we are not one in the same. Your excuses are useless like your 9% erect penis, now good day!

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i vote for banning Monkey. he s useless anyway.

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Yes, an excellent idea Melissa but I also propose the gouging out of his eyeballs followed by the insertion of a fresh turd into each one of his eye sockets plus one extra turd into his mouth to simulate the look of him smoking a cigar. That is how I wish to remember the late monkey.

I am not this jackmeoff guy, you deleted a post of mine a week ago. I am sure that you have already checked my ISP against jacks’ and are already aware that we are not one in the same. Your excuses are useless like your 9% erect penis, now good day!

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i vote for banning Monkey. he s useless anyway.

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Yes, an excellent idea Melissa but I also propose the gouging out of his eyeballs followed by the insertion of a fresh turd into each one of his eye sockets plus one extra turd into his mouth to simulate the look of him smoking a cigar. That is how I wish to remember the late monkey.

I am not this jackmeoff guy, you deleted a post of mine a week ago. I am sure that you have already checked my ISP against jacks’ and are already aware that we are not one in the same. Your excuses are useless like your 9% erect penis, now good day!

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i vote for banning Monkey. he s useless anyway.

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Yes, an excellent idea Melissa but I also propose the gouging out of his eyeballs followed by the insertion of a fresh turd into each one of his eye sockets plus one extra turd into his mouth to simulate the look of him smoking a cigar. That is how I wish to remember the late monkey.

I am not this jackmeoff guy, you deleted a post of mine a week ago. I am sure that you have already checked my ISP against jacks’ and are already aware that we are not one in the same. Your excuses are useless like your 9% erect penis, now good day!

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Exactly what army have you enlisted to help you make this happen?

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i vote for banning Monkey. he s useless anyway.

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Yes, an excellent idea Melissa but I also propose the gouging out of his eyeballs followed by the insertion of a fresh turd into each one of his eye sockets plus one extra turd into his mouth to simulate the look of him smoking a cigar. That is how I wish to remember the late monkey.

I am not this jackmeoff guy, you deleted a post of mine a week ago. I am sure that you have already checked my ISP against jacks’ and are already aware that we are not one in the same. Your excuses are useless like your 9% erect penis, now good day!

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Oh yes, I remember the banana hanging out the guys ass, hilarious, just not cage material. Heres a place that might appreciate it

Place that would appreciate mr prick's talent


or if they don't try here

People who seem to like those kind of images and humour

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The bullshit here is getting pretty thick… please wait as I slip into my fishing waders. The monkey does not speak the entire truth since my thread with the guy and the banana in his ass was hateful in nature and therefore belonged in no place better then the monkey cage here at XPT. He is only just protecting one of the users here, who happens to have multiple aliases, or he is protecting xpt FROM this user who is an accomplished internet hacker and is also the one responsible for ADT’s downfall. ADT has not been the same since this hacker discovered the subscriber’s list of email addresses and passwords by hacking that website and now the monkey hopes to keep the same from happening here by censoring my posts to keep this person happy… well fuck that shit, I do what I want bitch!!! Fuck it if he can’t take a slant or two and fuck this monkey fellow as well, he seems to me to be just a scared little bitch and ought to be slapped around and gag-fucked Max Hardcore style promptly. My dream is to drug the monkey with a muscle relaxant so that he is effectively paralyzed. Then I would place a long-blonde hair wig on his head and smear lipstick around his mouth. Afterwards, I would dose Mr. Max Hardcore with some Viagra and PCP, lock him in the same room with the monkey and let Max go to work on our little friend. Hopefully this can also be videotaped as well so that we can watch the monkey as he gets gag-fucked such that he pukes up Mr. Hardcore’s urine.

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My dream is to drug the monkey with a muscle relaxant so that he is effectively paralyzed. Then I would place a long-blonde hair wig on his head and smear lipstick around his mouth. Afterwards, I would dose Mr. Max Hardcore with some Viagra and PCP, lock him in the same room with the monkey and let Max go to work on our little friend. Hopefully this can also be videotaped as well so that we can watch the monkey as he gets gag-fucked such that he pukes up Mr. Hardcore’s urine.

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That's why [da Buglar]'s no longer a mod here since false aliases cannot be mods.

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