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My dream is to drug the monkey with a muscle relaxant so that he is effectively paralyzed. Then I would place a long-blonde hair wig on his head and smear lipstick around his mouth. Afterwards, I would dose Mr. Max Hardcore with some Viagra and PCP, lock him in the same room with the monkey and let Max go to work on our little friend. Hopefully this can also be videotaped as well so that we can watch the monkey as he gets gag-fucked such that he pukes up Mr. Hardcore’s urine.