When I was a teenaged perverted prodigy, there was no online Porn, on demand video, nor the abundant, totally fucked up, explicit debauched filth that generally exists today... nay, if you were a horny dude in the early to mid 80s, either you sat in front of the cable TV fuzzy picture hoping for momentary glimpses of "Adult Shows", or even HBO films like Dressed to Kill or The Postman Always Rings Twice (Jack Nicholson and Jessica Lange scene)...or you just used your imagination. I preferred my imagination, helped along by these pop culture Icons who were HOTT during my teenage prime masturbation years:

1) Kim Wilde: This chick, famous for Kids In America was TOTALLY smoking in her day (and still is)




2) Debbie Harry (Blondie): The quintessential down to earth super cute chick with awesome Dick Sucking Lips



3) TERRI NUNN (Lead Singer of BERLIN): Really hott and a great, sexy voice...I can still Jerk off to Masquerade, but not to Sex....I'm A thanks to the annoying male voice on that song....



4) Dale Bozzio (Lead Singer of Missing Persons): I never found out if her awesome tits were real or fake (afterall we are talking 1983-1984 here) but she did pose for Hustler in 1981 and her snatch was really good looking...her singing kinda sucked ass but....



Honorable Mention (and chicks I am too lazy to find good pics of):

Patty Smythe (Lead Singer of Scandal)
Ann and Nancy Wilson (from HEART....Ann is a fat blimp nowadays, but Nancy, the blond, is still FUCKING hott...)
Sheena Easton

I also want to mention a non singer Veronica Hamel, aka Joyce Davenport from Hill Street Blues....when I was 13, I vividly recall popping a boner to this woman whenever Hill Street was on...it was one of the first TV shows I would watch alone once I got my own TV for my Bedroom...


I shudder to think what/how today's 14-17 year old boys' brains are being affected by, not only pop music sluts, but the availability of imagery like this, at their fingertips in their bedrooms:

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You said it burg. I jerked to every one of those whores. I got a couple of years on you too.

Bananarama was the most strokable trio in the history of girl groups. More than Spice Girls, more than anything. Their early stages with Really Saying Something to Cruel Summer and all the way to Venus had them in their prime. Oh man, the video for Venus really influenced my slut style. Tight long sleeve striped shirts on a wirey body...mmmmn. Sarah, the lead singer, was my favourite.

Oh god I loved them too.

All of those poor young music pop stars who had no idea that young boys were jerking off to fantasies of them having their faces bukkaked on by a room full of men. Shame on you burg!!!

Farah Fawcett


Wonder Woman Linda Carter


Erin Grey, Buck Rodgers in the 21st Century


Linda Lovelace 8mm Porn (saw the German Shepard film.)


Loni Sanders

Can't find a good picture of Ali Moore, she gave Ron Jeremy quite the hummer in WPINK TV.


Ginger Lynn

There were three chicks in Swedish Erotica, Aunt Peg, Seka, and a Girl with Dark short hair, can't remember the name of the one with the dark hair. Holly I think?

Ok, since we're not limiting ourselves to music, I had Kate Moss plastered all over my bedroom walls.

I wanted to be her. I wanted to have her.
I still love her.

Wendy O'Williams anyone?

River Phoenix, anyone? Why do all the hot pieces of ass have to OD on heroin? In 10th grade I met a boy that looked just like him, sought him out, and finally ended up dating him twds the end of summer until he went back to boarding school. I wanted to fuck him so bad, but I'd stop myself and limit our activities to everything else except sex. Whenever I swallowed him, I'd hold it in my mouth for a really long time to remember what he tasted like. I should have let him be my first, but I knew I'd miss him too much. OK sorry, guys. Not like you want to hear about some guy. I know this isn't the Tiger Beat forum.

Burg your top three there are definitely some great ones...

ill see you those and raise you

Bo Derek


Shannon Tweed



Lady Galore from Lords of Acid.



and Julie Strain

Rob, what's with the flag in your avatar? Are you part Italian?

Sadly, most of these sample sof are way too blonde and cheesy.

I guess I'm showing my age a little here but I give a fuck not because I will STILL rub one out to Dana in a china beach rerun.
Also you can all bow down and thank me because I am certain that Jessica Alba's mere existance is the culmination of my many masturbatory marathons based on the perfect woman

Well, try rubbing one out to Goldie Hawn during Laugh-In. Every time I would get close, fucking Ruth Buzzi would come on screen and fuck it all up for me.
After Goldie, there was Jeanie and the brunette daughter on Petticoat Junction. bobbie jo bradley (I still get wood watching TV land. Ever check out the wife on Mr. Ed?)
Once the miracle of cable was blessed upon my household, it was scrambled cable porn and maybe some Italian Carlo Ponti movie with side boob. (Mmmmm, side boob....arrghhh)
But I digress.
Once I turned 15, I began to sneak my mom's car out after midnight and go into town to the yellowfront bookstore. There, I would shoplift 8mm loops from Swedish Erotica. Holmes, Deserie Cousteau, Seka, Aunt Peg, Anette Haven. I had about a dozen 8mm color clips and I would wear them out. I think the clerks must have let me get away with swiping the shit. I was probably bringing them business with all the chickenhawks.

Good call on Loni Sanders and Ali Moore. Ali Moore had the best BJ technique! Her mouth would wrap around and you could see the tongue moves and suction.

Burg! How can you post a pic of Dale Bozzio without her trademark salad bowl braziere?

Carolyn Jones.


Catwoman Julie Newmar


Dyna GIrl


Traci



and mostly: MORGAN FUCKING FAIRCHILD....

how could i have forgotten Morgan Fairchild.

and for that matter... Hanoi Jane as Barbarella!



that movie was one hell of an erotic crystalization moment for me... I still love go-go boots and space chicks!

more of a pansexual really...

and you cannot argue that chicks in go-go boots aren't hot..

Oh Fuck, Dynagirl!!!
She is the neice of Spike Jones and was on some of his records. Later she pops up on 8 is Enough a couple of times. Good one.
Karen Valentine on Room 222 too....similar style.

hahahahhaha more of a pansexual, really

what the fuck kind of madcap wiccan rhetoric is that, longshot? you're a broken man, a homo, your chick looks like a dude. didn't your mother ever tell you that you can take the whore out of the trailerpark but you don't have to get hitched?

pansexual essentially means into male, female, or transgendered or gender lacking individuals.


heres the definition, uneducated cunt

And, i hate wiccans... i'm not going to even get started on that rant.


and before you get all hung up on the sexuality slant... look up the threads where i became a conservative christian, a jew, a black panther... among other things...

Monstar, you read my mind with Electra Woman & Dynagirl... you sick Sid & Marty Krofft watchin' mutherfucker!
But how did this thread get this far without mentioning the quintessential pre-internet stroke icon?!!


Not to mention...





Due to inummerable lotion-soaked afternoon stroke sessions waiting for a tantalizing glimpse of MaryAnne or Jeanie's elusive bellybuttons, I'm forever tormented by an unnatural navel fetish.

Oh yeah, and I almost forgot!



Can you even comprehend the discipline and self-control required to get wood as soon as Lee Majors starts singing "The Unknown Stuntman", and then pop 45 seconds later as Heather Thomas walks through those swinging doors in that blue bikini!!?
It's no small feat my friend!

Danica McKellar a.k.a Winnie Cooper on the Wonder Years...

Can't believe no one mentioned Barbara Cooper...



Even today I'd lay the smackdown on her...

Show my age here.

I mentioned Jeanie along with bobbie jo bradley a few posts ago.

When I was 12, one of the Bay Area stations had reruns of "Maude" every weeknight. No, not Bea Arthur, but Adrianne Barbeau!

Christina Applegate aka Kellie Bundy did it for me back in the day...the first 3 seasons were mint. Nicole Eggert in "Charles in Charge" was bonerific as was Alyssa Milano in "Whos the boss".

Excellent taste, Loop. Is the third girl down from the movie Christine F?

np loop... i remember watching that damn awful Tarzan movie a godless number of times just to stroke it to Bo and her magnificent nudity.

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Jenny McCarthy..I used to bust so many loads watching this whore!! She's ugly now.

Jenny McCarthy

Since you don't want to post my pics?? I will post something else..WITH Much more importance!!!
Actor Charlie Sheen has joined a growing army of other highly credible public figures in questioning the official story of 9/11 and calling for a new independent investigation of the attack and the circumstances surrounding it.

Sheen agreed that the biggest conspiracy theory was put out by the government itself and prefaced his argument by quoting Theodore Roosevelt in stating,
"That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."

"We're not the conspiracy theorists on this particular issue," said Sheen.

"It seems to me like 19 amateurs with box cutters taking over four commercial airliners and hitting 75% of their targets, that feels like a conspiracy theory. It raises a lot of questions."

Sheen described the climate of acceptance for serious discussion about 9/11 as being far more fertile than it was a couple of years ago.

"It feels like from the people I talk to in and around my circles, it seems like the worm is turning."

Sheen described his immediate skepticism regarding the official reason for the collapse of the twin towers and building 7 on the day of 9/11.

"I was up early and we were gonna do a pre-shoot on Spin City, the show I used to do, I was watching the news and the north tower was burning. I saw the south tower hit live, that famous wide shot where it disappears behind the building and then we see the tremendous fireball."

"There was a feeling, it just didn't look any commercial jetliner I've flown on any time in my life and then when the buildings came down later on that day I said to my brother 'call me insane, but did it sorta look like those buildings came down in a controlled demolition'?"

Sheen said that most people's gut instinct, that the buildings had been deliberately imploded, was washed away by the incessant flood of the official version of events from day one.

Sheen questioned the plausibility of a fireballs traveling 1100 feet down an elevator shaft and causing damage to the lobbies of the towers as seen in video footage, especially when contrasted with eyewitness accounts of bombs and explosions in the basement levels of the buildings.

Regarding building 7, which wasn't hit by a plane, Sheen highlighted the use of the term "pull," a demolition industry term for pulling the outer walls of the building towards the center in an implosion, as was used by Larry Silverstein in a September 2002 PBS documentary when he said that the decision to "pull" building 7 was made before its collapse. This technique ensures the building collapses in its own footprint and can clearly be seen during the collapse of building 7 with the classic 'crimp' being visible.


The highly suspicious collapse of building 7 and the twin towers has previously been put under the spotlight by physics Professor Steven Jones and Kevin Ryan of Underwriters Laboratories, the company that certified the steel components used in the construction of the World Trade Center towers.

"The term 'pull' is as common to the demolition world as 'action and 'cut' are to the movie world," said Sheen.

Sheen referenced firefighters in the buildings who were eyewitnesses to demolition style implosions and bombs.

"This is not you or I watching the videos and speculating on what we saw, these are gentlemen inside the buildings at the very point of collapse."

"If there's a problem with building 7 then there's a problem with the whole thing," said Sheen.

yeeesssss. charlie sheen/highly credible. yessss..

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Actor Charlie Sheen has joined a growing army of other highly credible public figures in questioning the official story of 9/11 and calling for a new independent investigation of the attack and the circumstances surrounding it.

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A lot of good pics (Erin, Linda, Heather T), but you guys forgot one of the hottest through this time period. They named a style of shorts after her character.

Jamie Gertz in Less Than Zero

brilliant ren, fucking brilliant.

never was a Daisy Dukes fan... somthin about her face..

heres another one that kept me busy....



Pheobe Cates in Fast times at Ridgemont High