When I was a teenaged perverted prodigy, there was no online Porn, on demand video, nor the abundant, totally fucked up, explicit debauched filth that generally exists today... nay, if you were a horny dude in the early to mid 80s, either you sat in front of the cable TV fuzzy picture hoping for momentary glimpses of "Adult Shows", or even HBO films like Dressed to Kill or The Postman Always Rings Twice (Jack Nicholson and Jessica Lange scene)...or you just used your imagination. I preferred my imagination, helped along by these pop culture Icons who were HOTT during my teenage prime masturbation years:
1) Kim Wilde: This chick, famous for
Kids In America was TOTALLY smoking in her day (and still is)
2) Debbie Harry (Blondie): The quintessential down to earth super cute chick with awesome Dick Sucking Lips
3) TERRI NUNN (Lead Singer of BERLIN): Really hott and a great, sexy voice...I can still Jerk off to
Masquerade, but not to
Sex....I'm A thanks to the annoying male voice on that song....
4) Dale Bozzio (Lead Singer of Missing Persons): I never found out if her awesome tits were real or fake (afterall we are talking 1983-1984 here) but she did pose for Hustler in 1981 and her snatch was really good looking...her singing kinda sucked ass but....
Honorable Mention (and chicks I am too lazy to find good pics of):
Patty Smythe (Lead Singer of Scandal)
Ann and Nancy Wilson (from HEART....Ann is a fat blimp nowadays, but Nancy, the blond, is still FUCKING hott...)
Sheena Easton
I also want to mention a non singer Veronica Hamel, aka Joyce Davenport from Hill Street Blues....when I was 13, I vividly recall popping a boner to this woman whenever Hill Street was on...it was one of the first TV shows I would watch alone once I got my own TV for my Bedroom...
I shudder to think what/how today's 14-17 year old boys' brains are being affected by, not only pop music sluts, but the availability of imagery like this, at their fingertips in their bedrooms: