I need a Bodyguard, Jamal has been on Extended Leave, something about unpaid childsupport resulting in a deadbeat dad warrant in several municipalities in the northeast...

If I can guarantee you getting laid (i.e. Pistoning your penis... with hate.... in and out of the orifice of your choice) once a week from a veritable cornucopia of available whores to choose from, will you take a bullet for me if the situation arises?