Lets run through his list of life accomplishments again:

1) I was one of the Transformers on television (Prowl).
ooooohhhhhhh wow, you were a transformer, get you autograph?
2) I toured with the legendary group, The Platters.
Who?
3) I hosted many national radio shows and made a lot of television appearances.
No you didn't
4) I hosted a halftime show at a Laker Game,
BFD
5) interviewed and hung out with all kinds of celebrities...hell,
You live in LA(ok the valley), there are more celebs than you can throw a stick at.
6) I've even starred in a few porn movies.
This is a major accomplishment.

I'm still pounding the desk over this, way to go wankus.