I, for one, can't wait 'til the DB/Holly/Luke triumvirate dissolves into a bitter "Coming Home" love triangle. Not least because it'll end with Luke walking forlornly into the ocean a' la Bruce Dern.

Holly would bring brains, integrity, and class to any such position... which, of course, immediately disqualifies her.
Personally my vote would be for Howard Stern, but how did Tom Sizemore NOT make this list?