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#155221 - 03/23/06 09:37 AM
Holly Randall for Dictator
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Recently I've seen a lot of new girls with few or no tatoos. Brea Bennett, Jana Cova (not that she's new) and Layla are a few that immediately come to mind. It's always a pleasant surprise to work with a girl who hasn't inked up her body.
Since Holly doesnt actually perform, it's less problematic to be effusive in praise towards her without falling into the fanboy vat of boiling lard, unlike with porn chicks...
Holly is the most Erotic Woman in Porn, but it seems she is also one of the WISEST, with a sensible eye on just what the hell the industry as a WHOLE needs. Take this quote above from the (Everyone throw in their 2 cents) Hailey Young Tatoo Thread...now if anyone is an expert on Female Beauty its Holly, and furthermore, when you read her comments about how to conduct shoots, her intolerance for flakes and drugged out whores, it seems to me, if Porn appointed a commissioner, and selected Holly as the first one, then not only would many of the main issues/problems that continue to plague the industry and that people bitch about constantly be mitigated, but having her as the face of the industry would do a lot to expand the market even further and perhaps take off some of the heat the industry receives. After all, what federal prosecutor could POSSIBLY go after someone as seemingly sweet and innocent and goodnatured (on the outside) as Holly? Besides, who would you rather have exerting influence over what you jerk off to, Heidi Pike Johnson, or Holly?
WHO SHOULD BE PORN's First Commissioner?
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#155222 - 03/23/06 10:07 AM
Re: Holly Randall for Dictator
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
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I'm sorry..I'll admitI quit reading about halfway thru when my eyes got tired but I jumped back in at the end. I have to go off the board with this one,my vote goes to CASSANDRA! Not only is she not in porn,and wise beyond her years and hot in a way I am afraid to go into until I see some sort of I.D.but she will hurt your fucking feelings to boot. She has the kind of moxey to straighten out porn. If that didn't work outshe would whip its ass.That does it for me  Plus as hot as Holly is ,I cannot disassociate(i know i splled that shit wrong)her from the pic that is burned into my psyche? of she and shirtless-Luke.Totally fucked out of any stroke value until I make enough money to go to therapy 
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#155223 - 03/23/06 10:52 AM
Re: Holly Randall for Dictator
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I'm voting for DaBurglar as commissioner of porn. Lord knows, he has the interest, and the time.
Is a Porn Hall of Fame far behind?
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#155224 - 03/23/06 11:28 AM
Re: Holly Randall for Dictator
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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If appointing Holly to such a prestigious, time-consuming position means less excruciatingly mundane IM chats with Luke that will constipate the latter's site, then I'm all for it.
If not, I'll follow Bishop's lead and go with Cassandra. Not only will she clean house, but she'll make sure everyone who is thrown to the fire will be humiliated in a public showcase beforehand. And isn't that what we all really want?
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#155225 - 03/23/06 11:41 AM
Re: Holly Randall for Dictator
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/09/06
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With a deep sense of duty and high resolve, I accept your nomination.
I accept it with a full and grateful heart--without reservation-- and with only one obligation--the obligation to devote every effort of body, mind and spirit to lead our Party back to victory and our Nation back to greatness.
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#155226 - 03/23/06 12:28 PM
Re: Holly Randall for Dictator
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
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If you Brought in Charlie Sheen, would Denise Richards do a BlowBang or Bukkake?
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#155227 - 03/23/06 12:49 PM
Re: Holly Randall for Dictator
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Registered: 04/01/05
Posts: 142
Loc: N. California
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Burg I can't help thinking that Holly would be best suited to a slow, shame filled decline we could all witness-ala Genesis Skye Maybe a bit of solo stuff at first, a G-G or two before Suze and Humphey kicked her out of the house. Then rumors of flakiness, missing shoots with dumb excuses (my horse was sick, I had a set to light and that's not my thing, etc.) a sighting or two at PSK or out with TMR to round out the theme. Then it would be straight to Pissmops, Meatholes and Max. All this would of course be aired by Luke in a running online plea to god to save his love from complete soulless exploitation. The last episode in the AB series would be the final straw that would empty from her all pretense of class, taste and innocence. Oh Holly, I'm waiting with cock in hand. God, what would my greeting to her be the next year at Vegas? How the biz treating you? So, you given any thought to a graduate degree? Have you seen Gauge around? 
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#155228 - 03/23/06 12:50 PM
Re: Holly Randall for Dictator
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
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I, for one, can't wait 'til the DB/Holly/Luke triumvirate dissolves into a bitter "Coming Home" love triangle. Not least because it'll end with Luke walking forlornly into the ocean a' la Bruce Dern.
Holly would bring brains, integrity, and class to any such position... which, of course, immediately disqualifies her.
Personally my vote would be for Howard Stern, but how did Tom Sizemore NOT make this list?
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#155229 - 03/23/06 01:03 PM
Re: Holly Randall for Dictator
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
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I think he's in Re-hab and presently unavailable. When he get's weekend release he may be capable of performing the required duties.
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#155230 - 03/23/06 01:50 PM
Re: Holly Randall for Dictator
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Holly isn't dating Luke is she?
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#155231 - 03/23/06 04:37 PM
Re: Holly Randall for Dictator
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
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I m voting for me.
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#155232 - 03/23/06 05:05 PM
Re: Holly Randall for Dictator
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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I'll vote for any porn comissioner who makes it mandatory for all female talent to swallow cum and take it in the ass.
Random drug testing too please and a posting of all the results.
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#155235 - 03/24/06 08:51 AM
Re: Holly Randall for Dictator
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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If it was upto me id go with paul tagliabue "see, with non guaranteed contracts it becomes less of a risk for companies and allows performers to be paid on performance, we all remember the fiasco of cindy crawford 03, it crippled jill kelly productions, im all about making it fair for both companies and performers" 
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#155238 - 03/24/06 06:47 PM
Re: Holly Randall for Dictator
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
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that last the duration of the shitstorm
I think I saw that, Willem DaFoe played Jesus, but I don't remember a Luke?
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