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Hey Burg?Why are you cryin' after you whack off dog?
I usually find a 3min hand wash and a cigarette to be a much more effective chaser I mean, if you find yourself cryin afterwards ya gotta ask yourself the tough questions Is working with fibreglass insulation the best thing before whacking? Am I using enough jerkmaster(tm)certified lubricate? After I blow my load do I open my eyes to find I am infact NOT in my bathroom, but am naked from the waist-down and pressed up against my neighbors picture-window-in-direct-violation-of-the-restraining-order,AGAIN Dog,I'm just sayin,under ordinary circumstances(whatever in the fuck they maybe)your whacking shouldn't end in tears
Shit dood ,make sure you put your keys down first next time



Bish, this post is an example of why you're one of my favourite posters here