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Hey Burg?Why are you cryin' after you whack off dog?
I usually find a 3min hand wash and a cigarette to be a much more effective chaser I mean, if you find yourself cryin afterwards ya gotta ask yourself the tough questions Is working with fibreglass insulation the best thing before whacking? Am I using enough jerkmaster(tm)certified lubricate? After I blow my load do I open my eyes to find I am infact NOT in my bathroom, but am naked from the waist-down and pressed up against my neighbors picture-window-in-direct-violation-of-the-restraining-order,AGAIN Dog,I'm just sayin,under ordinary circumstances(whatever in the fuck they maybe)your whacking shouldn't end in tears
Shit dood ,make sure you put your keys down first next time



See, this is your problem Bish...you disappear for days at a time and miss shit...My Sig is a Quote from CAOH (granted, i should have attributed it to him, but I felt it would be fucking weird to quote him outright, like I am a certified member of his clubhouse in his backyard or someshit)...but the dude is a type of sick, twisted genius, so I grabbed the quote and put it in my sig, because it typifies the type of statement and expression I need to incorporate more into my posts again...short, direct, to the point and perverted. Besides, it is funny if you read it over and over and over like 19 times...
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