Hey Burg?Why are you cryin' after you whack off dog?
I usually find a 3min hand wash and a cigarette to be a much more effective chaser I mean, if you find yourself cryin afterwards ya gotta ask yourself the tough questions Is working with fibreglass insulation the best thing before whacking? Am I using enough jerkmaster(tm)certified lubricate? After I blow my load do I open my eyes to find I am infact NOT in my bathroom, but am naked from the waist-down and pressed up against my neighbors picture-window-in-direct-violation-of-the-restraining-order,AGAIN Dog,I'm just sayin,under ordinary circumstances(whatever in the fuck they maybe)your whacking shouldn't end in tears
Shit dood ,make sure you put your keys down first next time