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#155170 - 03/22/06 10:42 PM Hey Gia!!!
RogueSpawn Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 309
Hey gorgeous, when's your web site launching?!?

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#155171 - 03/22/06 10:46 PM Re: Hey Gia!!!
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
April 15.

It's been down for a few months because I've been using xpt, adt, and myspace to communicate. Don't worry, I'll still be on xpt as often as I am now.

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#155172 - 03/22/06 10:54 PM Re: Hey Gia!!!
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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April 15.

It's been down for a few months because I've been using xpt, adt, and myspace to communicate. Don't worry, I'll still be on xpt as often as I am now.








BS. Bad credit= no website. Im in the midst of launching mine, its about bullshit and stuff like that, theres no nudes.


Hey mike, hows your wife?
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#155173 - 03/23/06 12:31 AM Re: Hey Gia!!!
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
My site was mostly self-promotion instead of content based. Not because I'm this great marketing mogul, but because I'm too lazy to run around Porn Valley on my days off to get talent for content exchange. I feel guilty asking performers to fuck for free. I wasn't updating it frequently so I took it down; however, there were plenty of nude photos on there and there always will be.
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#155174 - 03/23/06 08:46 AM Re: Hey Gia!!!
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/21/04
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#155175 - 03/23/06 09:02 AM Re: Hey Gia!!!
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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April 15.





Perfect, after the IRS buttfucks me again I can whack off furiously to this latest example of "Bread and Circuses"....
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#155176 - 03/23/06 09:38 AM Re: Hey Gia!!!
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Hey Burg?Why are you cryin' after you whack off dog?
I usually find a 3min hand wash and a cigarette to be a much more effective chaser I mean, if you find yourself cryin afterwards ya gotta ask yourself the tough questions Is working with fibreglass insulation the best thing before whacking? Am I using enough jerkmaster(tm)certified lubricate? After I blow my load do I open my eyes to find I am infact NOT in my bathroom, but am naked from the waist-down and pressed up against my neighbors picture-window-in-direct-violation-of-the-restraining-order,AGAIN Dog,I'm just sayin,under ordinary circumstances(whatever in the fuck they maybe)your whacking shouldn't end in tears
Shit dood ,make sure you put your keys down first next time
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#155177 - 03/23/06 09:46 AM Re: Hey Gia!!!
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Hey Burg?Why are you cryin' after you whack off dog?
I usually find a 3min hand wash and a cigarette to be a much more effective chaser I mean, if you find yourself cryin afterwards ya gotta ask yourself the tough questions Is working with fibreglass insulation the best thing before whacking? Am I using enough jerkmaster(tm)certified lubricate? After I blow my load do I open my eyes to find I am infact NOT in my bathroom, but am naked from the waist-down and pressed up against my neighbors picture-window-in-direct-violation-of-the-restraining-order,AGAIN Dog,I'm just sayin,under ordinary circumstances(whatever in the fuck they maybe)your whacking shouldn't end in tears
Shit dood ,make sure you put your keys down first next time




See, this is your problem Bish...you disappear for days at a time and miss shit...My Sig is a Quote from CAOH (granted, i should have attributed it to him, but I felt it would be fucking weird to quote him outright, like I am a certified member of his clubhouse in his backyard or someshit)...but the dude is a type of sick, twisted genius, so I grabbed the quote and put it in my sig, because it typifies the type of statement and expression I need to incorporate more into my posts again...short, direct, to the point and perverted. Besides, it is funny if you read it over and over and over like 19 times...
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#155178 - 03/23/06 09:52 AM Re: Hey Gia!!!
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Dude,there is nothing wrong with acknowledging(did I spell that wright?holy fuc)genius when you see it.
I hopped on simp's nutsack over a year ago and I am not ashammed
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#155179 - 03/23/06 10:10 AM Re: Hey Gia!!!
3SB Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
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My site was mostly self-promotion instead of content based. Not because I'm this great marketing mogul, but because I'm too lazy to run around Porn Valley on my days off to get talent for content exchange. I feel guilty asking performers to fuck for free. I wasn't updating it frequently so I took it down; however, there were plenty of nude photos on there and there always will be.




Gia, for some reason this just reminded me of your quote at AEE. Some dude asked which agent you were with, and you told him, "None. I know how to drive and I have a cell phone." Classic. I think that is when I grabbed your boobies to show the love.

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#155180 - 03/23/06 12:03 PM Re: Hey Gia!!!
christianxxx Offline
Pervert

Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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I feel guilty asking performers to fuck for free.




count me in! whenever you want
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#155181 - 03/23/06 12:42 PM Re: Hey Gia!!!
lance69 Offline
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Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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I feel guilty asking performers to fuck for free.



If it makes you feel guilty just return the favour, at a later time.
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#155182 - 03/23/06 12:57 PM Re: Hey Gia!!!
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Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
Quote:

Quote:

I feel guilty asking performers to fuck for free.



If it makes you feel guilty just return the favour, at a later time.




She could buy them stuff from the Dollar Menu at McDonalds. She could get them double cheesburgers and a McDonalds Sundae.
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#155183 - 03/23/06 04:08 PM Re: Hey Gia!!!
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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Hey Burg?Why are you cryin' after you whack off dog?
I usually find a 3min hand wash and a cigarette to be a much more effective chaser I mean, if you find yourself cryin afterwards ya gotta ask yourself the tough questions Is working with fibreglass insulation the best thing before whacking? Am I using enough jerkmaster(tm)certified lubricate? After I blow my load do I open my eyes to find I am infact NOT in my bathroom, but am naked from the waist-down and pressed up against my neighbors picture-window-in-direct-violation-of-the-restraining-order,AGAIN Dog,I'm just sayin,under ordinary circumstances(whatever in the fuck they maybe)your whacking shouldn't end in tears
Shit dood ,make sure you put your keys down first next time




Bish, this post is an example of why you're one of my favourite posters here

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#155184 - 03/24/06 08:24 AM Re: Hey Gia!!!
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Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
From what I learned about australia (from Croccodile Dundee)nobody needs any sort of therapy down under.You can solve all issues with your big knife.Here in the U.S. we are told to talk about it.I'm just trying to work through some stuff.Pray for me
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#155185 - 03/24/06 08:42 AM Re: Hey Gia!!!
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AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/22/05
Posts: 495
Loc: Inactive: Banned for spam appa...
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From what I learned about australia (from Croccodile Dundee)nobody needs any sort of therapy down under.You can solve all issues with your big knife.Here in the U.S. we are told to talk about it.I'm just trying to work through some stuff.Pray for me





Its all true. Ed and benn will verify it.

I'm the Crickey! Steve Irwin guy, Ed is Croc Dundee, and ben is Dame Edna Everidge.


We root, we shoot and we toot.


And Gia needs to get her arse down here for a Sexpo tour this year.

Or somethin'.
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#155186 - 03/24/06 11:45 AM Re: Hey Gia!!!
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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And Gia needs to get her arse down here for a Sexpo tour this year.

Or somethin'.




Make it happen. My passport needs more stamps.
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