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#15513 - 02/05/04 02:35 PM Smelly monkeys top 5 and bottom 5 porn stars
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Since everyone is reading and no one is posting i felt like listing my top 5 and bottom 5 porn stars of all time.


Top 5

1. Tori Welles: First real porn star to fuck with passion, top 5 best blowjobber (is that even a word?) in the history of porn, even the tatted up ,cracked out tori is still good, and that is saying a ton.

2. Taylor Hayes: She took a page from tori's book of fucking with passion on film. She came out with a bang doing all kinds of nasty shit for seymor , tamed down a bit but still every scene was great, she never mailed it in.

3. jenna jameson: Have to give a nod to jenna, she enjoys what she does, takes facials on a regular basis and even though she has had a little too much srugery she has never become a stick thin porn star, she has always kept a little meat on the bone and thats a good thing.

4. Janet Jacme: Not the most attractive person in the world, but yet her scenes are out of this world, probably the most underrated porn star of all time. The fact that the 40 year old 30 pounds overweight janet jacme is still doing the porn rounds almost dropped her from this list, but i shy away from it so she stays.

5. sydnee steele: I'm pulling out the wildcard here, when you see pictures of her at events , fully clothed she is very average yet when the clothes come off , she is a sexy fuck demon. Maybe its because she shots sex with the best in the biz but all her scenes come across very well and her body is always in tip top shape.


Bottom 5

1. Bi britney : I'm not even going to waste time explaining because the reasons are universal, every porn fan knows why.

2. Devon: This is the pot stirrer right here. Devon is a great looking girl even with the over the top surgery but has there EVER been a duller contract sex performer in the history of porn, i think comatic hospital patients could mail in better performances then her, i can suck better dick then her and i have only done it 7 times before and all to the same person, crooked man magee aka scott fayner.

3. Ron jermey: Fat, ugly, annoying , accused rapist. In a nut shell, he could make fucking jenna jameson unsexy.

4. Claire james: Looks like jay leno, don't like her, isn't attractive and looks 40 even though she probably isn't 30 yet.

5. lex steele: Ugly, screams and goes over the top when blowing his load making the scene unjerkable (is that a word??), attempts to use the race card in porn whenever he doesn't win an award despite the fact he is a below average fucker in porn.
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#15514 - 02/05/04 04:46 PM Re: Smelly monkeys top 5 and bottom 5 porn stars
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funny, today I thought about that ho Janet Jacme for the first time in years and then you go and mention her out of the blue, weird... However, Lex should be hexed by a voodoo bitch
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#15515 - 02/05/04 08:49 PM Re: Smelly monkeys top 5 and bottom 5 porn stars
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funny, today I thought about that ho Janet Jacme for the first time in years and then you go and mention her out of the blue, weird... However, Lex should be hexed by a voodoo bitch





Yeah, janet is that type of perfomer, you don't think about her then when someone metions her it brings it all back quick. She did a real hot scene with sean michaels in booty by nature , which also has kim chambers taking sean's member in her ass, also an ass to mouth, very funny look on her face once she starts blowing him after he has been in her ass. This was pre steroid kim as well.
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#15516 - 02/05/04 09:32 PM Re: Smelly monkeys top 5 and bottom 5 porn stars
Steven Millan Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
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Looks like you know your porn stars really well,Monkey!!!
Very good list you have there.

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#15517 - 02/06/04 06:21 AM Re: Smelly monkeys top 5 and bottom 5 porn stars
Jeff Steward Offline
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Top 5

3. jenna jameson: Have to give a nod to jenna, she enjoys what she does, takes facials on a regular basis and even though she has had a little too much srugery she has never become a stick thin porn star, she has always kept a little meat on the bone and thats a good thing.






Get real dude.That whore has never even done a hardcore fuck scene.Sure years ago she looked pretty good but now she looks like a fucking Gila Monster.
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#15518 - 02/06/04 09:34 AM Re: Smelly monkeys top 5 and bottom 5 porn stars
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Get real dude.That whore has never even done a hardcore fuck scene.Sure years ago she looked pretty good but now she looks like a fucking Gila Monster





Dude if you have a top 5 list you have to put jenna on it, she made porn what it is and on the fact that she made it acceptable for great looking women to fuck on film, how many times have your read that a jesse jane, brianna banks,etc watched jenna jameson movies and that lead them to porn??. On that fact alone she should be on the list. Also it builds the excitiment, what if jenna decides to do an anal scene, 10 years built up of never doing one, it would be huge.
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#15519 - 02/09/04 02:02 PM Re: Smelly monkeys top 5 and bottom 5 porn stars
SexDJ Offline
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Registered: 09/07/03
Posts: 565
Loc: State of Moral Decay
Top-5
1) Trinity Loren
2) Chessie Moore
3) BellaDonna
4) Claire James
5) Gen Padova

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#15520 - 02/10/04 05:07 AM Re: Smelly monkeys top 5 and bottom 5 porn stars
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
wow my name was mentioned... yay! Usually i'm a floater, haha.

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#15521 - 02/11/04 02:50 AM Re: Smelly monkeys top 5 and bottom 5 porn stars
ben Offline
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Registered: 09/06/03
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I've got a few girls who I like. Its hard trying to work out who's going to be in the top 5...thats why I haven't posted here yet

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#15522 - 02/11/04 11:05 AM Re: Smelly monkeys top 5 and bottom 5 porn stars
Cashmere Goddess Offline
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Registered: 02/08/04
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Dude if you have a top 5 list you have to put jenna on it, she made porn what it is and on the fact that she made it acceptable for great looking women to fuck on film, how many times have your read that a jesse jane, brianna banks,etc watched jenna jameson movies and that lead them to porn??.



I couldn't disagree with you more. Jenna is everything that's wrong with porn. Too fake, too corporate, too segregated, too "girls only", and too softcore. And as for beautiful girls, I'll take the porn stars of the past over these FX queens anyday. Gimme these girls in their prime: Dana Lynn, Candy Evans, Annette Haven, Nina DePonca, Shanna McCollough, Tracy Adams, Rikki Harte, Tanya Devries, Sunny McKay, and Raven.
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#15523 - 02/11/04 01:18 PM Re: Smelly monkeys top 5 and bottom 5 porn stars
Smelly Monkey Offline
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I couldn't disagree with you more. Jenna is everything that's wrong with porn. Too fake, too corporate





All of those thinga are what has made porn what it is today. It is a multi billion dollar industry, so you can take pride in the fact you are getting paid the same as they were back in the dark ages of porn but making companies that exploit you that much richer.
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#15524 - 02/15/04 07:44 AM Re: Smelly monkeys top 5 and bottom 5 porn stars
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Registered: 12/26/03
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Loc: Los Angeles




I couldn't disagree with you more. Jenna is everything that's wrong with porn. Too fake, too corporate, too segregated, too "girls only", and too softcore. And as for beautiful girls, I'll take the porn stars of the past over these FX queens anyday. Gimme these girls in their prime: Dana Lynn, Candy Evans, Annette Haven, Nina DePonca, Shanna McCollough, Tracy Adams, Rikki Harte, Tanya Devries, Sunny McKay, and Raven.




Ooh yeah, Dana Lynn! One of my all time favs. Candy Evans was great too, I only wished she had done a real anal scene or three.
I agree that Jenna epitomizes everything that is wrong with porn "queens"-boring, conceited, fake, always posturing for a "legitimate" entertainment career, and highly overated in the looks and sexuality dept.

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