For the first time in his life, Funky Ape is right.

Lex Steele DID fucked a man up his arse, and then fed said arsefucked man his own shit with a Gag-Factor-style ATM.

Lex Steele fucked Smelly Monkey in the ass. And he drew blood.
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A new job's not that hard to find, but a new immune system would be a real bitch to get.