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i dont like hamsters.
when i was a kid i had one and it bit me, so i let it go outside.



Monstrous.



I had a pet albino mouse once. His name was "balboa" because he broke out of anything short of a glass aquarium. One day the sonofabitch bit me and his ass wound up across the street in my neighbors bushes because that was as far as I could throw him.