Steve Hirsch once said that, after his family had moved to L.A. and gotten into the porn biz, it was too creepy to be in the editing room with either of his parents, and vice versa. It hit too close to home.

Cut to 2005, the new payroll manager/secretary/whatever is starting his/her first day at JM, and during the orientation, walks around the corner to see this whore trying to fit a boxcover up her sphincter.

This is the "fight-or-flight" moment of porn truth...do they stick it out, metaphorically speaking, or do they turn tail and run, overwhelmed by the sudden and stark realization that this probably happens frequently in the office?