Ah, I've figured out who is to blame for Sierra wanting to get implants. The guilty party for this is:
Grip and Cram Johnson.
Reason: They cast her in a movie that was recently released called "Big Tit School Girls #one" in the role of the "small tit
freak." Yes, these two degenerates(but, hey, who here isn't a degenerate, right?) thought that this would probably be just a bit of harmless, slightly mean-spirited, bit of good ole fashioned fun. Sierra has apparently seen this all differently, though, and has developed a complex because of it. Now she finds herself unsure of her "Higher-Power(s)-that-may-or-may-not-be"given attractiveness and has given serious thought to breast implants(
).
It is my opinion that Mr. Johnson and Mr. Johnson should give Ms. Sinn a phone call and apologize for putting this foolish notion inside her head. Then they should recall all copies of this movie and destroy them, so no one else gets the idea that Ms. Sinn is a "small tit freak." This shall truly make the world a happier place.
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