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#154469 - 03/22/06 09:23 AM
Fucken Whores
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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Ok so I have been having some fun with this little whore on myspace and I thought the board might enjoy reading the transcripts.Out of the blue I receive this messege from someone named Cassandra.
----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Cassandra Date: Mar 16, 2006 7:09 PM
u asked me to be ur friend. how the heck did u find me, y does it say ur 16 years old and then later u say ur married, y do u degrade the female gender so much, and y is ur profile so messed up?
Ok so im thinking who the fuck is this?I never sent her a friend request but I figure maybe Ashley Blue or Tony did so I play along and send her this..
----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: JM Productions Date: Mar 17, 2006 10:04 AM
lol,im not 16 years old my company is,well its really only 14 but that wont work with the my space rules.the profile is a mixture of me and my company and i degrade whores because it is my calling.besides girls dig that shit.you should try it sometime.
jeff
so I figure thats going to be the end of it but she follows up with this message.
From: Cassandra Date: Mar 17, 2006 7:55 PM
so wait, im trying to get this. does ur company produce porn? r u suggesting i try porn? yuck. ive got better things planned for my future.
So then its on.Enjoy the following antics.
From: JM Productions Date: Mar 18, 2006 3:02 PM
your flirting with me,thats cute and yes my company makes dirty porn movies.does flirting with the devil make you wet?
From: Cassandra Date: Mar 18, 2006 3:33 PM
i am not flirting with u.
From: JM Productions Date: Mar 18, 2006 6:37 PM
yes you are thats why you keep replying to me.so tell me the truth...............it makes you wet.you really want to be a bad girl but your boyfriends dont know how to handle you.you want them to make you their little sex toy but instead they are all lovey dovey and thats NOT how you like it.
its ok,you can tell me the truth.i wont judge you.
jeff
----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Cassandra Date: Mar 18, 2006 9:02 PM
nope, i really am dry as a bone. so, do u think that when anyone communicates with u for longer than a sentence, they must be flirting with u? i guffaw at that. ha! i have no boyfriends currently and ive only had one ever, so ur speculation is incorrect. i like lovey dovey.
From: JM Productions Date: Mar 19, 2006 10:01 AM
you dont even know what you like yet,you just know the little boys youve been with havent done it for you.you want a guy to domanate you and make you do all of those naughty things that you think about when you touch yourself......like you do when you read my messages.
From: Cassandra Date: Mar 19, 2006 7:36 PM
how did u meet ur wife?
From: JM Productions Date: Mar 20, 2006 8:33 AM
oh so your into girls to.i wonder if you get off on this because its so taboo or if you really enjoy the touch of another women. how many "girlfriends" have you had?
jeff
From: Cassandra Date: Mar 20, 2006 6:58 PM
do u ever act serious or sensitive? what were u like in school? when did everything become a game?
At this point I grew bored of this shit so I figured I go out with a bang.Needless to say she has not gotten back to me.
Date: Mar 21, 2006 3:48 PM Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: hey Body: yes,when i am masterbating to your my space photos i am very serious about that,then after i shoot my load i cry because your not here to eat it.i guess im kind of a old fashion romantic at heart.
oh man i wish you where here right now so i could piss on you and then flush your head down the toilet.afterwards when your crying i would lay down with you and we could cuddle.it would be one of those prefect romantic nights that you always dream about.
jeff
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#154470 - 03/22/06 09:42 AM
Re: Fucken Whores
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 304
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cassandra's are liars and deceivers of men
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#154472 - 03/22/06 09:47 AM
Re: Fucken Whores
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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This post speaks to me in so many ways. The young witty lesbianic teen that wants to be recognized for her intellectual postings and her first hand understanding of people in the smut biz; Trying to obtain the love of a 45 year old man she looks up too in a Myspace binge. Since day 1 she's been trying to make the approval of Jeff, Tony and several other XPT all stars. When is she going to cave and realize herself for what she really is and her true calling in life? Cassandra wants to be a WHORE. That's right. She want's to blow the Dirty Hairy's, The Brandon Iron's, Even the Ryan Knox's! Cassandra, why don't you just make a short visit to Chattsworth, Ca and just give it a shot for a few days? We can get you started in no time. Before you know it, you'll be sucking cock, eating semen and riding scary black men all the way to the bank. Don't let your insecurity stand in the way of your destiny.
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#154473 - 03/22/06 10:28 AM
Re: Fucken Whores
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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She so wants it. Got a pic of this whore?
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#154474 - 03/22/06 10:33 AM
Re: Fucken Whores
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Ok so I have been having some fun with this little whore on myspace and I thought the board might enjoy reading the transcripts.Out of the blue I receive this messege from someone named Cassandra.
----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Cassandra Date: Mar 16, 2006 7:09 PM
u asked me to be ur friend. how the heck did u find me, y does it say ur 16 years old and then later u say ur married, y do u degrade the female gender so much, and y is ur profile so messed up?
Ok so im thinking who the fuck is this?I never sent her a friend request but I figure maybe Ashley Blue or Tony did so I play along and send her this..
----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: JM Productions Date: Mar 17, 2006 10:04 AM
lol,im not 16 years old my company is,well its really only 14 but that wont work with the my space rules.the profile is a mixture of me and my company and i degrade whores because it is my calling.besides girls dig that shit.you should try it sometime.
jeff
so I figure thats going to be the end of it but she follows up with this message.
From: Cassandra Date: Mar 17, 2006 7:55 PM
so wait, im trying to get this. does ur company produce porn? r u suggesting i try porn? yuck. ive got better things planned for my future.
So then its on.Enjoy the following antics.
From: JM Productions Date: Mar 18, 2006 3:02 PM
your flirting with me,thats cute and yes my company makes dirty porn movies.does flirting with the devil make you wet?
From: Cassandra Date: Mar 18, 2006 3:33 PM
i am not flirting with u.
From: JM Productions Date: Mar 18, 2006 6:37 PM
yes you are thats why you keep replying to me.so tell me the truth...............it makes you wet.you really want to be a bad girl but your boyfriends dont know how to handle you.you want them to make you their little sex toy but instead they are all lovey dovey and thats NOT how you like it.
its ok,you can tell me the truth.i wont judge you.
jeff
----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Cassandra Date: Mar 18, 2006 9:02 PM
nope, i really am dry as a bone. so, do u think that when anyone communicates with u for longer than a sentence, they must be flirting with u? i guffaw at that. ha! i have no boyfriends currently and ive only had one ever, so ur speculation is incorrect. i like lovey dovey.
From: JM Productions Date: Mar 19, 2006 10:01 AM
you dont even know what you like yet,you just know the little boys youve been with havent done it for you.you want a guy to domanate you and make you do all of those naughty things that you think about when you touch yourself......like you do when you read my messages.
From: Cassandra Date: Mar 19, 2006 7:36 PM
how did u meet ur wife?
From: JM Productions Date: Mar 20, 2006 8:33 AM
oh so your into girls to.i wonder if you get off on this because its so taboo or if you really enjoy the touch of another women. how many "girlfriends" have you had?
jeff
From: Cassandra Date: Mar 20, 2006 6:58 PM
do u ever act serious or sensitive? what were u like in school? when did everything become a game?
At this point I grew bored of this shit so I figured I go out with a bang.Needless to say she has not gotten back to me.
Date: Mar 21, 2006 3:48 PM Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: hey Body: yes,when i am masterbating to your my space photos i am very serious about that,then after i shoot my load i cry because your not here to eat it.i guess im kind of a old fashion romantic at heart.
oh man i wish you where here right now so i could piss on you and then flush your head down the toilet.afterwards when your crying i would lay down with you and we could cuddle.it would be one of those prefect romantic nights that you always dream about.
jeff
Why do I get the sinking feeling that some FBI agent that looks like Agent SanSeverino from the SOPRANOS is banging away at her keyboard trying to get JEFF to flat out propostion the "confused, excitable TEENAGER"? Jeff! Ease up buddy, I will be seriously pissed if I read about you getting busted in some half-ass Bush Administration CRUSADE to clean up Myspace via targetting the Porn Industry (or vice versa)....you cant make a glory hole out of a blasted apart computer computer monitor, like Max Can with his Floor Tiles...knowing my luck, I'd pick the day of the bust to visit JM Productions' Offices and I'd be in the Lukeisback report with my picture and California Penal Number Under it.
But that is a fucking awesome exchange...I need to start interacting with webcam chicks again...something about the false sense of security chicks get behind a keyboard, it brings out the true whore in them all.
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#154475 - 03/22/06 10:46 AM
Re: Fucken Whores
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 304
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This post speaks to me in so many ways. The young witty lesbianic teen that wants to be recognized for her intellectual postings and her first hand understanding of people in the smut biz; Trying to obtain the love of a 45 year old man she looks up too in a Myspace binge. Since day 1 she's been trying to make the approval of Jeff, Tony and several other XPT all stars. When is she going to cave and realize herself for what she really is and her true calling in life? Cassandra wants to be a WHORE. That's right. She want's to blow the Dirty Hairy's, The Brandon Iron's, Even the Ryan Knox's! Cassandra, why don't you just make a short visit to Chattsworth, Ca and just give it a shot for a few days? We can get you started in no time. Before you know it, you'll be sucking cock, eating semen and riding scary black men all the way to the bank. Don't let your insecurity stand in the way of your destiny.
hey faggot, it's a different cassandra.
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#154476 - 03/22/06 10:51 AM
Re: Fucken Whores
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 304
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the (uh) provincial combinations of "lesbian" and "onic" that come up in xpt are unfailingly amusing
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#154478 - 03/22/06 01:23 PM
Re: Fucken Whores
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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This post speaks to me in so many ways. The young witty lesbianic teen that wants to be recognized for her intellectual postings and her first hand understanding of people in the smut biz; Trying to obtain the love of a 45 year old man she looks up too in a Myspace binge. Since day 1 she's been trying to make the approval of Jeff, Tony and several other XPT all stars. When is she going to cave and realize herself for what she really is and her true calling in life? Cassandra wants to be a WHORE. That's right. She want's to blow the Dirty Hairy's, The Brandon Iron's, Even the Ryan Knox's! Cassandra, why don't you just make a short visit to Chattsworth, Ca and just give it a shot for a few days? We can get you started in no time. Before you know it, you'll be sucking cock, eating semen and riding scary black men all the way to the bank. Don't let your insecurity stand in the way of your destiny.
hey faggot, it's a different cassandra.
Nah I think he knows he's talking about you. He described you to a TEE!
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#154481 - 03/22/06 06:32 PM
Re: Fucken Whores
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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This post speaks to me in so many ways. The young witty lesbianic teen that wants to be recognized for her intellectual postings and her first hand understanding of people in the smut biz; Trying to obtain the love of a 45 year old man she looks up too in a Myspace binge. Since day 1 she's been trying to make the approval of Jeff, Tony and several other XPT all stars. When is she going to cave and realize herself for what she really is and her true calling in life? Cassandra wants to be a WHORE. That's right. She want's to blow the Dirty Hairy's, The Brandon Iron's, Even the Ryan Knox's! Cassandra, why don't you just make a short visit to Chattsworth, Ca and just give it a shot for a few days? We can get you started in no time. Before you know it, you'll be sucking cock, eating semen and riding scary black men all the way to the bank. Don't let your insecurity stand in the way of your destiny.
hey faggot, it's a different cassandra.
DONT LIE CASSY. I DEFINITLY SAW YOU WRITE THIS
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#154485 - 03/23/06 02:32 AM
Re: Fucken Whores
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
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John Delorian? (Though he was Irish.)
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#154491 - 03/23/06 01:06 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...
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Fuck, I need a shower now.
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#154492 - 03/23/06 01:21 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Fuck, I need a shower now.
Ahhh yeah, me too. Wow, Gia you're baaaaaad. Bad bad, oh and don't ever change your avatar. Seriously.
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#154493 - 03/23/06 01:25 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
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I don't know, she hasn't added Jeff to her list of Friends, so I don't think she's ready for double anal quite yet.
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#154494 - 03/23/06 02:33 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 06/14/03
Posts: 449
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She's from Kentucky...that means she's one of them Bible thumping,church going, God accepts only Christian kinda racist Republican Baptist . Make her gag on a black dick. Her parents will die of shame and she'll die because she'll never be able to face her lily white friends again
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#154496 - 03/23/06 03:16 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
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She's from Kentucky...that means she's one of them Bible thumping,church going, God accepts only Christian kinda racist Republican Baptist
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Make her gag on a black dick. Her parents will die of shame and she'll die because she'll never be able to face her lily white friends again
People She'd like to meat.
Tom Hanks, Rachel McAdams, Coldplay, Julie Kent, Maya Angelou, Ellen DeGeneras, Mr. Rogers.
Here "Friends" are all rather pale complected, but that "Ellen DeGeneres" thing is a dead give away that she wants to munch carpet.
Yeah I'd have done Anne Heche too, but I have no standards.
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#154498 - 03/23/06 06:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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#154500 - 03/24/06 06:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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I find myself oddly captivated by this young woman. Her lack of guile impels me to heights of self pleasure which I can no longer reach through conventional quackquack porn. One thing is certain: she must be degraded.  Quote:
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Cassandra, but most people call me "hey twin" Birthday: March 13, 1988 Birthplace: some hospital bed Current Location: here Eye Color: baby blue Hair Color: red Height: 5'3" Right Handed or Left Handed: right Your Heritage: im a great american melting pot The Shoes You Wore Today: brown clogs, black boots Your Weakness: ice cream Your Fears: failure Your Perfect Pizza: the works Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: graduate from high school with top honors Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hey Thoughts First Waking Up: oh my gosh, im still alive. jk Your Best Physical Feature: u tell me. Your Bedtime: whenever i feel like it...gosh Your Most Missed Memory: being a kid...getting dirty without people giving me weird looks Pepsi or Coke: coke of course McDonalds or Burger King: McD's. Yes, i love my once-a-year trip there Single or Group Dates: ive done both Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: hmmmm? im confused. Chocolate or Vanilla: both Cappuccino or Coffee: both Do you Smoke: never Do you Swear: sometimes Do you Sing: all the time, including during my daily shower Do you Shower Daily: refer to the question above Have you Been in Love: yes Do you want to go to College: someday Do you want to get Married: someday Do you belive in yourself: yes Do you get Motion Sickness: not anymore Do you think you are Attractive: yes...well i hope so Are you a Health Freak: im healthy but im only a geeky freak. lol Do you get along with your Parents: very much so Do you like Thunderstorms: love 'em, especially at night Do you play an Instrument: yes- piano, and i compose In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no In the past month have you Smoked: no In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope In the past month have you gone on a Date: no In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no In the past month have you been on Stage: yes In the past month have you been Dumped: no In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i wish In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no Ever been Drunk: with happiness Ever been called a Tease: yes Ever been Beaten up: no Ever Shoplifted: no How do you want to Die: peacefully in my sleep What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a cow or a chicken...havent decided yet. everyone says you can be anything if u just put your mind to it What country would you most like to Visit: US In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: doesnt matter Favourite Hair Color: doesnt matter Short or Long Hair: long enough to stroke my hands through Height: taller than me Weight: a healthy weight Best Clothing Style: whatever he looks good in Number of Drugs I have taken: none Number of CDs I own: i estimate 30 Number of Piercings: two, one in both ears Number of Tattoos: yuck Number of things in my Past I Regret: some, but not major ones
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#154504 - 03/24/06 07:31 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/29/04
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Loc: Tralfamadore
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HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA..........  Jeff, tell her whatever you must, you've gotta get this tart to Chatsworth. Its your immoral imperative!
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