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#154469 - 03/22/06 09:23 AM Fucken Whores
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Ok so I have been having some fun with this little whore on myspace and I thought the board might enjoy reading the transcripts.Out of the blue I receive this messege from someone named Cassandra.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Cassandra
Date: Mar 16, 2006 7:09 PM

u asked me to be ur friend. how the heck did u find me, y does it say ur 16 years old and then later u say ur married, y do u degrade the female gender so much, and y is ur profile so messed up?


Ok so im thinking who the fuck is this?I never sent her a friend request but I figure maybe Ashley Blue or Tony did so I play along and send her this..


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: JM Productions
Date: Mar 17, 2006 10:04 AM

lol,im not 16 years old my company is,well its really only 14 but that wont work with the my space rules.the profile is a mixture of me and my company and i degrade whores because it is my calling.besides girls dig that shit.you should try it sometime.

jeff

so I figure thats going to be the end of it but she follows up with this message.


From: Cassandra
Date: Mar 17, 2006 7:55 PM

so wait, im trying to get this. does ur company produce porn? r u suggesting i try porn? yuck. ive got better things planned for my future.


So then its on.Enjoy the following antics.



From: JM Productions
Date: Mar 18, 2006 3:02 PM

your flirting with me,thats cute and yes my company makes dirty porn movies.does flirting with the devil make you wet?

From: Cassandra
Date: Mar 18, 2006 3:33 PM

i am not flirting with u.

From: JM Productions
Date: Mar 18, 2006 6:37 PM

yes you are thats why you keep replying to me.so tell me the truth...............it makes you wet.you really want to be a bad girl but your boyfriends dont know how to handle you.you want them to make you their little sex toy but instead they are all lovey dovey and thats NOT how you like it.

its ok,you can tell me the truth.i wont judge you.

jeff

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Cassandra
Date: Mar 18, 2006 9:02 PM

nope, i really am dry as a bone. so, do u think that when anyone communicates with u for longer than a sentence, they must be flirting with u? i guffaw at that. ha! i have no boyfriends currently and ive only had one ever, so ur speculation is incorrect. i like lovey dovey.

From: JM Productions
Date: Mar 19, 2006 10:01 AM

you dont even know what you like yet,you just know the little boys youve been with havent done it for you.you want a guy to domanate you and make you do all of those naughty things that you think about when you touch yourself......like you do when you read my messages.

From: Cassandra
Date: Mar 19, 2006 7:36 PM

how did u meet ur wife?

From: JM Productions
Date: Mar 20, 2006 8:33 AM

oh so your into girls to.i wonder if you get off on this because its so taboo or if you really enjoy the touch of another women.
how many "girlfriends" have you had?

jeff

From: Cassandra
Date: Mar 20, 2006 6:58 PM

do u ever act serious or sensitive? what were u like in school? when did everything become a game?

At this point I grew bored of this shit so I figured I go out with a bang.Needless to say she has not gotten back to me.


Date: Mar 21, 2006 3:48 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: hey
Body: yes,when i am masterbating to your my space photos i am very serious about that,then after i shoot my load i cry because your not here to eat it.i guess im kind of a old fashion romantic at heart.

oh man i wish you where here right now so i could piss on you and then flush your head down the toilet.afterwards when your crying i would lay down with you and we could cuddle.it would be one of those prefect romantic nights that you always dream about.

jeff










































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all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose

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#154470 - 03/22/06 09:42 AM Re: Fucken Whores
asdf Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 304
cassandra's are liars and deceivers of men

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#154471 - 03/22/06 09:42 AM Re: Fucken Whores
Fayner is Gay Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 02/21/06
Posts: 33
Loc: Hollywood
This post speaks to me in so many ways. The young witty lesbianic teen that wants to be recognized for her intellectual postings and her first hand understanding of people in the smut biz; Trying to obtain the love of a 45 year old man she looks up too in a Myspace binge. Since day 1 she's been trying to make the approval of Jeff, Tony and several other XPT all stars. When is she going to cave and realize herself for what she really is and her true calling in life? Cassandra wants to be a WHORE. That's right. She want's to blow the Dirty Hairy's, The Brandon Iron's, Even the Ryan Knox's! Cassandra, why don't you just make a short visit to Chattsworth, Ca and just give it a shot for a few days? We can get you started in no time. Before you know it, you'll be sucking cock, eating semen and riding scary black men all the way to the bank. Don't let your insecurity stand in the way of your destiny.

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#154472 - 03/22/06 09:47 AM Re: Fucken Whores
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

This post speaks to me in so many ways. The young witty lesbianic teen that wants to be recognized for her intellectual postings and her first hand understanding of people in the smut biz; Trying to obtain the love of a 45 year old man she looks up too in a Myspace binge. Since day 1 she's been trying to make the approval of Jeff, Tony and several other XPT all stars. When is she going to cave and realize herself for what she really is and her true calling in life? Cassandra wants to be a WHORE. That's right. She want's to blow the Dirty Hairy's, The Brandon Iron's, Even the Ryan Knox's! Cassandra, why don't you just make a short visit to Chattsworth, Ca and just give it a shot for a few days? We can get you started in no time. Before you know it, you'll be sucking cock, eating semen and riding scary black men all the way to the bank. Don't let your insecurity stand in the way of your destiny.



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#154473 - 03/22/06 10:28 AM Re: Fucken Whores
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
She so wants it. Got a pic of this whore?
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#154474 - 03/22/06 10:33 AM Re: Fucken Whores
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Ok so I have been having some fun with this little whore on myspace and I thought the board might enjoy reading the transcripts.Out of the blue I receive this messege from someone named Cassandra.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Cassandra
Date: Mar 16, 2006 7:09 PM

u asked me to be ur friend. how the heck did u find me, y does it say ur 16 years old and then later u say ur married, y do u degrade the female gender so much, and y is ur profile so messed up?


Ok so im thinking who the fuck is this?I never sent her a friend request but I figure maybe Ashley Blue or Tony did so I play along and send her this..


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: JM Productions
Date: Mar 17, 2006 10:04 AM

lol,im not 16 years old my company is,well its really only 14 but that wont work with the my space rules.the profile is a mixture of me and my company and i degrade whores because it is my calling.besides girls dig that shit.you should try it sometime.

jeff

so I figure thats going to be the end of it but she follows up with this message.


From: Cassandra
Date: Mar 17, 2006 7:55 PM

so wait, im trying to get this. does ur company produce porn? r u suggesting i try porn? yuck. ive got better things planned for my future.


So then its on.Enjoy the following antics.



From: JM Productions
Date: Mar 18, 2006 3:02 PM

your flirting with me,thats cute and yes my company makes dirty porn movies.does flirting with the devil make you wet?

From: Cassandra
Date: Mar 18, 2006 3:33 PM

i am not flirting with u.

From: JM Productions
Date: Mar 18, 2006 6:37 PM

yes you are thats why you keep replying to me.so tell me the truth...............it makes you wet.you really want to be a bad girl but your boyfriends dont know how to handle you.you want them to make you their little sex toy but instead they are all lovey dovey and thats NOT how you like it.

its ok,you can tell me the truth.i wont judge you.

jeff

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Cassandra
Date: Mar 18, 2006 9:02 PM

nope, i really am dry as a bone. so, do u think that when anyone communicates with u for longer than a sentence, they must be flirting with u? i guffaw at that. ha! i have no boyfriends currently and ive only had one ever, so ur speculation is incorrect. i like lovey dovey.

From: JM Productions
Date: Mar 19, 2006 10:01 AM

you dont even know what you like yet,you just know the little boys youve been with havent done it for you.you want a guy to domanate you and make you do all of those naughty things that you think about when you touch yourself......like you do when you read my messages.

From: Cassandra
Date: Mar 19, 2006 7:36 PM

how did u meet ur wife?

From: JM Productions
Date: Mar 20, 2006 8:33 AM

oh so your into girls to.i wonder if you get off on this because its so taboo or if you really enjoy the touch of another women.
how many "girlfriends" have you had?

jeff

From: Cassandra
Date: Mar 20, 2006 6:58 PM

do u ever act serious or sensitive? what were u like in school? when did everything become a game?

At this point I grew bored of this shit so I figured I go out with a bang.Needless to say she has not gotten back to me.


Date: Mar 21, 2006 3:48 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: hey
Body: yes,when i am masterbating to your my space photos i am very serious about that,then after i shoot my load i cry because your not here to eat it.i guess im kind of a old fashion romantic at heart.

oh man i wish you where here right now so i could piss on you and then flush your head down the toilet.afterwards when your crying i would lay down with you and we could cuddle.it would be one of those prefect romantic nights that you always dream about.

jeff




Why do I get the sinking feeling that some FBI agent that looks like Agent SanSeverino from the SOPRANOS is banging away at her keyboard trying to get JEFF to flat out propostion the "confused, excitable TEENAGER"? Jeff! Ease up buddy, I will be seriously pissed if I read about you getting busted in some half-ass Bush Administration CRUSADE to clean up Myspace via targetting the Porn Industry (or vice versa)....you cant make a glory hole out of a blasted apart computer computer monitor, like Max Can with his Floor Tiles...knowing my luck, I'd pick the day of the bust to visit JM Productions' Offices and I'd be in the Lukeisback report with my picture and California Penal Number Under it.

But that is a fucking awesome exchange...I need to start interacting with webcam chicks again...something about the false sense of security chicks get behind a keyboard, it brings out the true whore in them all.
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#154475 - 03/22/06 10:46 AM Re: Fucken Whores
asdf Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 304
Quote:

This post speaks to me in so many ways. The young witty lesbianic teen that wants to be recognized for her intellectual postings and her first hand understanding of people in the smut biz; Trying to obtain the love of a 45 year old man she looks up too in a Myspace binge. Since day 1 she's been trying to make the approval of Jeff, Tony and several other XPT all stars. When is she going to cave and realize herself for what she really is and her true calling in life? Cassandra wants to be a WHORE. That's right. She want's to blow the Dirty Hairy's, The Brandon Iron's, Even the Ryan Knox's! Cassandra, why don't you just make a short visit to Chattsworth, Ca and just give it a shot for a few days? We can get you started in no time. Before you know it, you'll be sucking cock, eating semen and riding scary black men all the way to the bank. Don't let your insecurity stand in the way of your destiny.




hey faggot, it's a different cassandra.

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#154476 - 03/22/06 10:51 AM Re: Fucken Whores
asdf Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 304
the (uh) provincial combinations of "lesbian" and "onic" that come up in xpt are unfailingly amusing

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#154477 - 03/22/06 12:54 PM Re: Fucken Whores
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Jeff, whats the link?
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#154478 - 03/22/06 01:23 PM Re: Fucken Whores
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

Quote:

This post speaks to me in so many ways. The young witty lesbianic teen that wants to be recognized for her intellectual postings and her first hand understanding of people in the smut biz; Trying to obtain the love of a 45 year old man she looks up too in a Myspace binge. Since day 1 she's been trying to make the approval of Jeff, Tony and several other XPT all stars. When is she going to cave and realize herself for what she really is and her true calling in life? Cassandra wants to be a WHORE. That's right. She want's to blow the Dirty Hairy's, The Brandon Iron's, Even the Ryan Knox's! Cassandra, why don't you just make a short visit to Chattsworth, Ca and just give it a shot for a few days? We can get you started in no time. Before you know it, you'll be sucking cock, eating semen and riding scary black men all the way to the bank. Don't let your insecurity stand in the way of your destiny.




hey faggot, it's a different cassandra.


Nah I think he knows he's talking about you. He described you to a TEE!

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#154479 - 03/22/06 06:14 PM Re: Fucken Whores
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Quote:


u asked me to be ur friend. how the heck did u find me, y does it say ur 16 years old and then later u say ur married, y do u degrade the female gender so much, and y is ur profile so messed up?




My initial impression was that Jeff and Garfield were inadvertantly trying to hook up on my space(I'd recognize that typing style anywhere). Then when the poster started making moves towards Jeff's wife, I knew it wasn't John Garfield.
_________________________
If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah

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#154480 - 03/22/06 06:21 PM Re: Fucken Whores
3SB Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
Let's all contact her and flood her myspace with nastiness. I want her picture so I can photoshop her falling helplessly into Genesis Skye's gaping asshole.

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#154481 - 03/22/06 06:32 PM Re: Fucken Whores
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
Quote:

Quote:

This post speaks to me in so many ways. The young witty lesbianic teen that wants to be recognized for her intellectual postings and her first hand understanding of people in the smut biz; Trying to obtain the love of a 45 year old man she looks up too in a Myspace binge. Since day 1 she's been trying to make the approval of Jeff, Tony and several other XPT all stars. When is she going to cave and realize herself for what she really is and her true calling in life? Cassandra wants to be a WHORE. That's right. She want's to blow the Dirty Hairy's, The Brandon Iron's, Even the Ryan Knox's! Cassandra, why don't you just make a short visit to Chattsworth, Ca and just give it a shot for a few days? We can get you started in no time. Before you know it, you'll be sucking cock, eating semen and riding scary black men all the way to the bank. Don't let your insecurity stand in the way of your destiny.




hey faggot, it's a different cassandra.




DONT LIE CASSY. I DEFINITLY SAW YOU WRITE THIS

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#154482 - 03/22/06 07:48 PM Re: Fucken Whores
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I want that myspace link.
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#154483 - 03/22/06 09:40 PM Re: Fucken Whores
El Kabong Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 765
Loc: Tralfamadore
Jeff you fuckin' crack me up man!
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meh.

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#154484 - 03/22/06 10:03 PM Re: Fucken Whores
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Why do I get the sinking feeling that some FBI agent that looks like Agent SanSeverino from the SOPRANOS is banging away at her keyboard trying to get JEFF to flat out propostion the "confused, excitable TEENAGER"? Jeff! Ease up buddy, I will be seriously pissed if I read about you getting busted in some half-ass Bush Administration CRUSADE to clean up Myspace via targetting the Porn Industry (or vice versa)....you cant make a glory hole out of a blasted apart computer computer monitor, like Max Can with his Floor Tiles...knowing my luck, I'd pick the day of the bust to visit JM Productions' Offices and I'd be in the Lukeisback report with my picture and California Penal Number Under it.



...Reality Check. Name ONE motherfucker you have EVER heard of,who owns a Lamborghini and has gone to prison
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#154485 - 03/23/06 02:32 AM Re: Fucken Whores
Bad_Bad Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
John Delorian? (Though he was Irish.)
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#154486 - 03/23/06 08:48 AM Re: Fucken Whores
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Here the link to her page. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=50557089


Oh and by the way Fayner im not 45.
_________________________
all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose

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#154487 - 03/23/06 08:54 AM Re: Fucken Whores
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Why do I get the sinking feeling that some FBI agent that looks like Agent SanSeverino from the SOPRANOS is banging away at her keyboard trying to get JEFF to flat out propostion the "confused, excitable TEENAGER"? Jeff! Ease up buddy, I will be seriously pissed if I read about you getting busted in some half-ass Bush Administration CRUSADE to clean up Myspace via targetting the Porn Industry (or vice versa)....you cant make a glory hole out of a blasted apart computer computer monitor, like Max Can with his Floor Tiles...knowing my luck, I'd pick the day of the bust to visit JM Productions' Offices and I'd be in the Lukeisback report with my picture and California Penal Number Under it.



...Reality Check. Name ONE motherfucker you have EVER heard of,who owns a Lamborghini and has gone to prison




Dude, you are fucking joking right?

If you wanna narrow it down a bit to "Name one PORNOGRAPHER who has gone to prison that owns a Lamborghini (or who could own one)" well then you got me there...

Besides, I was being facetious...what with all the Myspace bullshit lately.
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#154488 - 03/23/06 09:21 AM Re: Fucken Whores
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Jeff she says she has a twin sister. If they are of age maybe you can shoot them together. Somebody, somewhere might like redheaded twins.



Edited by Bornyo (03/23/06 10:44 AM)

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#154489 - 03/23/06 09:45 AM Re: Fucken Whores
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Quote:

Someone tell Bishop his "location" url is fucking up the forum format.



My bad dog ....I am just a simple caveman/lawyer and your modern technology and spell-check frighten me
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#154490 - 03/23/06 12:21 PM Re: Fucken Whores
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Here the link to her page. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=50557089






I see she's in ballet which means she probably has an eating disorder. Fuck yeah, she's going down. Make her cry, Jeff. You can do it. Yes!
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#154491 - 03/23/06 01:06 PM Re: Fucken Whores
Hyde Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...
Fuck, I need a shower now.
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#154492 - 03/23/06 01:21 PM Re: Fucken Whores
John Floofin Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Quote:

Fuck, I need a shower now.




Ahhh yeah, me too. Wow, Gia you're baaaaaad. Bad bad, oh and don't ever change your avatar. Seriously.

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#154493 - 03/23/06 01:25 PM Re: Fucken Whores
Bad_Bad Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
I don't know, she hasn't added Jeff to her list of Friends, so I don't think she's ready for double anal quite yet.
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#154494 - 03/23/06 02:33 PM Re: Fucken Whores
Love 80's Porn Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 06/14/03
Posts: 449
She's from Kentucky...that means she's one of them Bible thumping,church going, God accepts only Christian kinda racist Republican Baptist
.
Make her gag on a black dick. Her parents will die of shame and she'll die because she'll never be able to face her lily white friends again


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#154495 - 03/23/06 03:14 PM Re: Fucken Whores
Nomad69 Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 03/18/06
Posts: 31
Loc: Under a Big Rock
Or her brothers, uncles and dad have just banged the shit out of her for so long she wants to try people that are not related.
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#154496 - 03/23/06 03:16 PM Re: Fucken Whores
Bad_Bad Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
Quote:

She's from Kentucky...that means she's one of them Bible thumping,church going, God accepts only Christian kinda racist Republican Baptist
.
Make her gag on a black dick. Her parents will die of shame and she'll die because she'll never be able to face her lily white friends again





People She'd like to meat.
Tom Hanks, Rachel McAdams, Coldplay, Julie Kent, Maya Angelou, Ellen DeGeneras, Mr. Rogers.

Here "Friends" are all rather pale complected, but that "Ellen DeGeneres" thing is a dead give away that she wants to munch carpet.

Yeah I'd have done Anne Heche too, but I have no standards.
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#154497 - 03/23/06 04:41 PM Re: Fucken Whores
2cums Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
A twin, thats a surprise. The Milton sisters re-dux
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#154498 - 03/23/06 06:54 PM Re: Fucken Whores
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

Here the link to her page. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=50557089






She's 18 so I can say I just jerked off to her.

I asked her to add me too.
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#154499 - 03/24/06 06:05 PM Re: Fucken Whores
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
She replied, but didn't add me. Here's her message:

From: Cassandra
Subject: hey
Body: how did u find me? ive never seen u before.

I don't know how to talk to girls. What do I say?
_________________________
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#154500 - 03/24/06 06:32 PM Re: Fucken Whores
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I find myself oddly captivated by this young woman. Her lack of guile impels me to heights of self pleasure which I can no longer reach through conventional quackquack porn. One thing is certain: she must be degraded.
Quote:

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Cassandra, but most people call me "hey twin"
Birthday: March 13, 1988
Birthplace: some hospital bed
Current Location: here
Eye Color: baby blue
Hair Color: red
Height: 5'3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: im a great american melting pot
The Shoes You Wore Today: brown clogs, black boots
Your Weakness: ice cream
Your Fears: failure
Your Perfect Pizza: the works
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: graduate from high school with top honors
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hey
Thoughts First Waking Up: oh my gosh, im still alive. jk
Your Best Physical Feature: u tell me.
Your Bedtime: whenever i feel like it...gosh
Your Most Missed Memory: being a kid...getting dirty without people giving me weird looks
Pepsi or Coke: coke of course
McDonalds or Burger King: McD's. Yes, i love my once-a-year trip there
Single or Group Dates: ive done both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: hmmmm? im confused.
Chocolate or Vanilla: both
Cappuccino or Coffee: both
Do you Smoke: never
Do you Swear: sometimes
Do you Sing: all the time, including during my daily shower
Do you Shower Daily: refer to the question above
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: someday
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: not anymore
Do you think you are Attractive: yes...well i hope so
Are you a Health Freak: im healthy but im only a geeky freak. lol
Do you get along with your Parents: very much so
Do you like Thunderstorms: love 'em, especially at night
Do you play an Instrument: yes- piano, and i compose
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i wish
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: with happiness
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: peacefully in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a cow or a chicken...havent decided yet. everyone says you can be anything if u just put your mind to it
What country would you most like to Visit: US
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesnt matter
Favourite Hair Color: doesnt matter
Short or Long Hair: long enough to stroke my hands through
Height: taller than me
Weight: a healthy weight
Best Clothing Style: whatever he looks good in
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: i estimate 30
Number of Piercings: two, one in both ears
Number of Tattoos: yuck
Number of things in my Past I Regret: some, but not major ones


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#154501 - 03/24/06 06:59 PM Re: Fucken Whores
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Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
Quote:

I find myself oddly captivated by this young woman. Her lack of guile impels me to heights of self pleasure which I can no longer reach through conventional quackquack porn. One thing is certain: she must be degraded.




I think you're supposed to ask her if she spits or jacks a guy off onto her face.

When she says she doesn't do either you reply.

GREAT You swallow then!

What no rimshot graemlin?
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#154502 - 03/24/06 07:01 PM Re: Fucken Whores
asdf Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 304
she seems like a nice enough girl. may god keep her and protect her.


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#154503 - 03/24/06 07:04 PM Re: Fucken Whores
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Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
Quote:

she seems like a nice enough girl. may god keep her and protect her.




Faith is great, but not quite like the cold comfort of a Sprinfield Arms 1911 with steel jacketed fragmentation rounds.

OUCH.
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#154504 - 03/24/06 07:31 PM Re: Fucken Whores
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Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 765
Loc: Tralfamadore
HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA..........

Jeff, tell her whatever you must, you've gotta get this tart to Chatsworth. Its your immoral imperative!
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