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Why do I get the sinking feeling that some FBI agent that looks like Agent SanSeverino from the SOPRANOS is banging away at her keyboard trying to get JEFF to flat out propostion the "confused, excitable TEENAGER"? Jeff! Ease up buddy, I will be seriously pissed if I read about you getting busted in some half-ass Bush Administration CRUSADE to clean up Myspace via targetting the Porn Industry (or vice versa)....you cant make a glory hole out of a blasted apart computer computer monitor, like Max Can with his Floor Tiles...knowing my luck, I'd pick the day of the bust to visit JM Productions' Offices and I'd be in the Lukeisback report with my picture and California Penal Number Under it.



...Reality Check. Name ONE motherfucker you have EVER heard of,who owns a Lamborghini and has gone to prison




Dude, you are fucking joking right?

If you wanna narrow it down a bit to "Name one PORNOGRAPHER who has gone to prison that owns a Lamborghini (or who could own one)" well then you got me there...

Besides, I was being facetious...what with all the Myspace bullshit lately.
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