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#154456 - 03/22/06 08:04 AM where is everyone?
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Im bored and the one time im in the mood for talking shit here no ones posting. I feel like female talent when the get to the set and find out they are working with ryan knox, where i want to be female talent finding out that I won't be working with ryan knox because he is having technical difficulties. I need you to be the blocked blood vein of ryan knox's penis, please people.
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#154457 - 03/22/06 08:20 AM Re: where is everyone?
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I saw the subject line and thought this was one of those threads where everyone posts where they live and we put pushpins on a map somewhere.

Bummer- I always wanted to know where Charmane Star lived.

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#154458 - 03/22/06 08:40 AM Re: where is everyone?
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Loc: Hollywood
Monkey Shines

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#154459 - 03/22/06 08:54 AM Re: where is everyone?
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Hey this is off topic but where is have2cit?Did JRV ban him?
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#154460 - 03/22/06 09:07 AM Re: where is everyone?
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Monkey Shines




We can't all be the second coming of hunter s thompson like you fayner, can we?. What ever happened to that position?. Sniff sniff get in the way?. I heard about devon michaels bitch slapping your ass, trying to hold back the tears, stick to giving dave pounder a hard time, hes in your weight class.
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Hey this is off topic but where is have2cit?Did JRV ban him?




I think he comes and goes, hope he isn't banned.
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#154461 - 03/22/06 09:23 AM Re: where is everyone?
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Registered: 02/21/06
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Loc: Hollywood
He's not Smartt enough to be banned. Monkey Shimmers.

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#154462 - 03/22/06 09:30 AM Re: where is everyone?
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Registered: 01/25/04
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He's not Smartt enough to be banned. Monkey Shimmers.





Hey fayner, ever consider scientology?. Could help you kick your substance abuse and maybe a chance meeting with nancy cartwright will get you that opening to the simpsons writing gig you have pinned your life to.


Turned john's life and career around, but even at his look whos talking rock bottom stage its still considered higher then fayner's highest point.


Edited by smelly monkey (03/22/06 09:33 AM)
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#154463 - 03/22/06 09:46 AM Re: where is everyone?
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Monkey Shouts

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#154464 - 03/22/06 09:48 AM Re: where is everyone?
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Registered: 03/21/06
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We are all just voices in fayners head, every line he does one of those voices die.

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#154465 - 03/22/06 10:01 AM Re: where is everyone?
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
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Is Travolta holding the Piotr Penis Pumpâ„¢?

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#154466 - 03/22/06 10:35 AM Re: where is everyone?
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Registered: 01/02/05
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Is Travolta holding the Piotr Penis Pumpâ„¢?





I thought the same thing Floof!
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#154467 - 03/22/06 10:34 PM Re: where is everyone?
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Is Travolta holding the Piotr Penis Pumpâ„¢?






Its an E meter, its what scientology uses to get more money out of people when their readings are low to get them to be better scientologists.
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#154468 - 03/22/06 11:37 PM Re: where is everyone?
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Registered: 10/22/05
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Is Travolta holding the Piotr Penis Pumpâ„¢?






Its an E meter, its what scientology uses to get more money out of people when their readings are low to get them to be better scientologists.





You guys didn't get the episode of South Park where Tom Cruise was in the closet did you?

It explained the whole scientology thing. You know, spaceships, alien spirits etc. The e-meters etc.

It was really quite informative. And goes a long way to explain why scientology is only for Hollywood coo-coo types with nothing better to do with their time and no one around them unsycophantic enough to tell them its fucking dumb.


You'd think scientology was in fact an invention of Hollywood talent agents to fleece ppl of even more than the usual 10% or whatever the going rate is.


Is anyone in porn into scientology? And more to the point does anyone in porn who isn't a big house producer have enough money to actually be into scientology?

Hard to imagine a $100 per shoot raging meth addict raising the funds for "Mind Head" [Bowfinger reference].
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